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Four Weddings and a Craigslist Ad by agent_alpaca
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
23 May 2026
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EMERGENCY– Seeking Fake Date. Must look impressive, act mysterious, and be able to win small talk. ¥50 000 and free cake.
Exactly as the title says. I can’t be single for another friend’s wedding with my ex there. Serious offers only, email me for more details.
(or: Satoru Gojo, strongest sorcerer alive, doesn't want to go to another wedding alone.
So, as any normal person ought to do, he posts an ad on Craigslist)
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hope it stains your favourite shirt by agent_alpaca
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2024
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Shen Jiu works as a barista.
He hates everyone--especially this one annoying customer, Liu Qingge.
Or: coffeeshop AU but make it boba
Recent bookmarks
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The First Plane Out of This Place by Lemontail
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Dec 2025
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Suguru’s life isn't great. It consists of studying until late at night, working his part-time job into the early hours, spending his lunch break with his only friend, Haibara, and ignoring the taunting remarks of the students at the private school he attends.
He can't help but wonder how his life would change if people knew he was sleeping with the most popular guy in school.
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The Strongest Otome Love Interest of Today by caramelsuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2025
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All's fair in love and war—Suguru knows this well, as one of six possible love interests in a dating game. Against tough love rivals like a handsome time-traveller and a dashing gang leader, Suguru holds no animosity and is happy to compete on his own merits.
There's just one rival who inexplicably gets on his nerves, though: Gojo Satoru, the cocky art prodigy.
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belong to you (belong to me) by themoonisdead
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Mar 2025
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"Wait," Suguru repeats for the hundredth time, "so you can't read my mind?"
"No," he bites out, crossing his arms.
"But I can read yours," he continues, looking for Satoru to correct him.
Satoru cannot correct him. It should be bloody with how harshly he bites out, "Evidently."
alternatively, satoru learns the value of thinking out loud
Bookmarked by agent_alpaca
01 Jun 2026
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“I’m actually going to commit murder,” Maki says in utter seriousness as she stares at the stars. “What happens if I stab someone while I’m here? I’m already dead. Nothing matters."
“I’ll help you,” Fushiguro offers in a deadpan voice. “All you need is a fondue fork and some effort.”
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When Fushiguro Megumi dies, he wakes up to find himself in heaven... Though he kind of has a hard time believing it.
For one thing, Fushiguro isn't attracted to his soulmate, Okkotsu Yuta, no matter how hard he tries. For another, Fushiguro's pretty sure he had an ankle monitor back on Earth at last check. This isn't even touching the fact that the person he DOES find himself drawn to, Itadori Yuuji, is his cousin's soulmate.
Oh, and this giant talking panda that keeps popping up out of nowhere? It's really freaking him out.
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- English
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Bookmarked by agent_alpaca
01 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
So creative! So fun! 100% recommend love all the small changes that still kept it true to both JJK and the good place
AND ITS SO REALISTIC AHHH
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a love that keeps me waiting by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2025
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When an encounter with a special grade goes slightly awry, Satoru finds himself cursed to be the desire and fixation of everyone who lays eyes on him… only none of his eager pursuers are the sole person he actually wants the attention from.
He seeks out Geto Suguru in the hopes of reliving their less contentious past—and maybe stealing a kiss or two in the process—but gets far more than he bargained for.
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Bookmarked by agent_alpaca
21 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Needs so many more kudos so funny and sweet I wish this was canon