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The Worst/Best is Still to Come by agentcarrterr
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
21 Apr 2016
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Alistair has just fought an Archdemon and helped end the Blight. This means the most difficult part of his life is over and now he gets to marry a beautiful woman and become King of all Fereldan. Except the hardest part of his life still lies before him, as he begins his unexpected life as a ruler and his new reluctant role as husband to Anora.
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lilacs and dandelions by limerental
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Apr 2020
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“The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.
“I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.
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Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.
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17 Jan 2023
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"You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."
What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.
Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.
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22 May 2021
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A United Front by didoandis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Apr 2021
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“The only solution is a united front,” Yennefer says. When this just prompts blank expressions, she sighs. “Honestly, do I have to spell it out? I mean the two of you should get married.”
Geralt stares at her. Jaskier’s mouth drops open. Tissaia says, thoughtfully, “that could actually work.”
“No it couldn’t!” Jaskier says, loud and shrill.
After Calanthe and Eist are killed, the fate of Cintra hangs in the balance. The only solution is an alliance between two men: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, bound to the princess by the Law of Surprise, and Cirilla’s uncle Julian, better known as Jaskier the bard.
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22 May 2021
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It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.
(Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)
If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.
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19 May 2021
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vestis virum facit by cicak for Nimlock
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Jaskier buys Geralt new clothes, and it all gets a bit out of hand.
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- Part 1 of sugar daddy jaskier
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19 May 2021