alwaysUncertainouo
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Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.
((CURRENT AGENDA: Rewriting main story, "Trivial Fursuits"))
-Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and Unwanted Free Ugly Troll-
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- Part 1 of Faerytailstuck
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Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.
"'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.
"You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"
Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:
"'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"
((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))
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- Part 2 of Faerytailstuck
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Unintentional as it was, it still happened. The colors had gotten too close, and now they were going to mix together. No, no, no, there's no way she could knowingly let that happen.
In order to prevent them from making something ugly and unwanted, they must be blended together. The most beautiful colors... Her Subjugglators would be proud of her painting, that's for shore! The praise of the Juggalos in her new employ would have to do.
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FISHDAEV by alwaysUncertainouo
Fandoms: Homestuck, Little..., Mer..., no - Fandom, i dont even know - Fandom
28 Jun 2012
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yup
fish are the shyt
brosis
brosis no
put that down
dude no thats docs crazy freako shit
shit man put that down!A fishy female asshole has just STOLEN YOUR SICKNASTY VOICE (and wicked shell-bra). You are now STRANDED in the middle of CALSUCK NOWHE- hey look, there's a human. Fuck.
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how to steal an assassin in three easy steps by Red_Masquerade
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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Step one: Hook up with a hot guy at your favorite bar. Kiss a lot.
Step two: Find said hot guy in the dumpster days later. Check for life.
Step three: Take beaten up hot guy out of the dumpster. Take him home.Congratulations! You're now officially wanted by the government! Good luck!
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12 Jul 2026
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last read ch3, simon's up! cyber eye might be hackable since he didnt seem to trust that grace was who he was seeing - or maybe its also fucked, just less than his exploded arm, and it took a few seconds TO see grace
grace fell SO HARD for him after just a warm night dancing at the bar omg 🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Dies Irae by SunBringerSuri
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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“I don’t一” Simon’s voice is soft and broken and he hates it, he hates the fear permeating his entire body. “I don’t want you to be a hallucination.”
Grace’s faint mumbles and a strange whistling voice die down. Then Grace says, “This is real. It’s real, and we’re getting you out. I promise.”
Simon closes his eyes. He breathes out.
“My name,” he says. His voice is rough with unshed tears. “My name is Simon.”
“Nice to meet you, Simon. Hang tight. We’ll be there soon.”
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Simon is rescued from the blood ocean by a stranger who calls himself a scientist, who claims to be on his way to an alien planet called Erid. Aboard the Hail Mary, Simon has to contend with the fact that dimensional travel maybe exists, living on a space ship, and somehow surviving the struggles of deep space—all while maybe falling in love with the strange man with blue eyes.Series
- Part 3 of and love (is not what i thought it was)
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10 Jul 2026
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last read ch27, eldritch husbands! simon and grace shared dreamspace again! they relived a memory of simon gettin beat by eden's father, where dream!grace put a stop to it by tackling the guy and mauling him on simon's behalf~
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Baptism by astroprojectology
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
12 Jul 2026
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Is it really a second chance if he never really had one in the first place?
The convict finally has the opportunity to find out what redemption looks like.
Or: two flawed, broken people trying to figure out how to have a happy ending.
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04 Jul 2026
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last read ch17, chapters are decently short but packed with details!
grace is hyperfocussed on caregiving to distract from his malnutrition; coma-slurry is still available so idk if this author is gonna skip the scurvy or if its like. inbound for both our bros here, wince
this simon has medical-grade brian damage! life doesnt make sense to him and he seems bitter about it fr fr. slipped into a storage compartment but hasnt complained about how bright the room is i think? he's mostly in unreality atm as i understand it
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Leftover Light by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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“Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”
That made Grace pause. “What?!”
“If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”
“Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.
“Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.
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When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.
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04 Jul 2026
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last read ch9, the non-astrophage (megafauna agrophage?) universe-hopping false-god has revealed itself to all four protagonists! VERY NOT FRIENDLY!!
meanwhile grace is having terrible austims when trying to communicate with simon and has started pulling into himself; theory is for self-loathing and guilt reasons, since a LOT of stuff JUST happened in ways that make most of them look like grace's fault, but only from grace's pov - everyone else is like "oh shit thats fucked up" but grace seems to be stuck on the "i did this..." phase of training this dragon
and then simon's over here giving us BEAUTIFUL AND ALMOST CERTAINLY UNINTENDED multiple-personality rep 😍😍😍😍 yes simon you DO AGREE with your system (astrophage merged to his brain by agroglobin? my theory anyway) it is making SO MUCH SENSE to you yessssss keep listening to them you DO want to maintain fleshbody functionality soooo bad look at these jingly keys i mean this cute scientist talking about how nice your hair is stick your whole ass in thE WATER CLIMB IN THE SINK-
i hope author isnt offended but when simon's system shuts up for grace i am absolutely imagining that short comic on tumblr where the "eel hivemind" is fucking with simon by repeating everything he's guilty of, calling him "convict" and "butcher", but then it gets interrupted by grace incidentally making simon's kokoro go dokidoki, and then the voices switch to "simon new objective: bag this hottie" and "grace is so cute we love grace" and "SIMON DO NOT FUMBLE THIS!!" while simon is head-in-hands like "how the fuck is this both better but also worse than telling me to kill myself" 🤭🤭🤭
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if there were anymore left of me, i'd give it to you by Tia_Gem
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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Simon washes up on the shore of Grace's biodome, heavily injured and delirious, believing that Grace is an angel and that he is indebted to him. Grace is confused and terrified that another human is about to die in his arms.
Slowly Simon heals and Grace realizes just how lonely he really is after all this time.
But things aren't as cozy as it seems on the surface.Yes yes another Simon winds up in the biodome fic, but with a twist!
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03 Jul 2026
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last read ch1, sounds like simon got quantumly transported one molecule at a time to phm! grace's shore specifically 🤭🤭 rocky just forced grace to go to sleep while adrian stays behind to watch simon; simon thinks theyre all angels, because he cant really see all that well and can only hear them atm!