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Sing Pretty Melodies on the Motel Bed by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
09 Sep 2023
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Vash is going to kill Wolfwood, he swears. He's going to break his vow of pacifism just to wring Wolfwood's neck.
It had sounded like a fun idea when Wolfwood had suggested it that morning, sending blood distinctly southward and making him more than a little wet. It had seemed like an even better idea when Wolfwood had generously permitted Vash to actually ride on Angelina rather than cramming into the sidecar. Now, an hour into the three-hour journey between towns, Vash is beginning to reconsider.
What is the problem, exactly? Well, that would be the silicone plug currently seated (un)comfortably deep in Vash's cunt.
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The Vash-wears-a-pussy-plug exactly no one asked for, but at least three people on discord were very excited for.
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Aurachnid - Whumptober 2021 by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Original Work, Marvel, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Danny Phantom
28 Aug 2023
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Decided to write all the whumptober prompts for my Spidersona as a character and world building exercise.
Tags to be added as we go, and I am not writing these in order dsklfjsThese are all standalone oneshots. Some fit on my timeline, and some don't. I'm just having fun lmao
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Aurachnid - A Saga [V2.0] by amphetamine_keen for KeroZombie
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Original Work, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Sep 2022
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Lets start from the beginning... one more time...
My name is Frankie Calloway Stevens
I was bitten by a radioactive spider after I broke into an abandoned Oscorp R&D facility, and for the last seven years, I have been the one and only Arachnikid. I'm pretty sure you know the rest...
I lost the girl I loved, learned I can glow in the dark, almost died (a lot), got a few upgrades, lost basically everyone, got them back, fell in love again, traveled between dimensions, and a fuck ton more.I get hit a lot, but no matter how hard, or how many times it happens, I always get back up.... sooner or later.
[or the rewrite no one asked for but I did anyway! lksdfjsdkl]
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Arachnikid- A Series of Drabbles by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Original Work
27 Nov 2021
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Listen, I could not stop thinking about Frankie and their girlfriend, so I wrote these. They're posted separately because I haven't introduced Nicky to the main series yet beyond a single text message.
[Pre-boot]
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Arachnikid- A Sequel by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Nov 2021
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Let's start from… well the middle I guess.
My name is Frankie Stevens. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and— Well what’s the point of telling these stories if you’re not going to read them? You should know all this already. For the last seven or so years I’ve been New York’s one and only Arachnikid.
I’ve been through a lot. I’ve traveled dimensions, lived through the apocalypse, and lost people, but never once have I been alone. This is my story.
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I'm extending Frankie's universe because I think they're neat, and they deserve friends. More tags to be added as we goSeries
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The Adventures of Aurachnid: Atomic Disaster by amphetamine_keen
Fandom Danny Phantom, Daredevil (TV), Iron Fist (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Original Work, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 Aug 2023
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Listen, I'm just vibing. Infodumping about this glow in the dark moron is my specialty!
Here is a link to the google doc that contains my character sheets, picrew references for each, and a bunch of other little things. Beware of spoilers?
Here is a link to their character blog (currently pretty far back in the timeline)
and this is a link to their comprehensive wiki page. also spoilery.- Words:
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so you must like me for me by alasse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.
It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.
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18 Jun 2026
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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18 Jun 2026
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when i've got you right where i want you by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jun 2026
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Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management--
Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts
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15 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaur, is struggling to settle into his new team. He also has more support than he knows.
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Five times the Centaurs noticed something was off and one time they did something about it.
(A companion piece to UNDER REVIEW)Series
- Part 2 of After the Whistle
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13 Jun 2026
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Fuck Montreal! Outsider POVs my beloved 😍
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Shane doesn’t realize he’s braced for silent eyes until he feels the absence of it — the weight of teammates immediately finding him and going quiet, waiting for him to fuck up, to say the wrong thing, to exist wrong. He expects the chatter of a room to drop when he enters and its disconcerting to find it doesn't yet in Ottawa.
He stands at the entrance a beat too long.
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It’s the start of Shane Hollander’s first season in Ottawa and he should be settled. The Centaurs are friendly, the room is easy, and Ilya is finally close enough to touch. But, as Shane is intimately aware of, old habits learned the hard way will linger.
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- Part 1 of After the Whistle
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13 Jun 2026