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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    “I’m a being of pure power,” Bill points out.

    “Were,” says Ford.

    Bill flicks his wrist and sends the molecular structure of Ford’s pencil out of whack. It goes all limp and pathetic between his fingers.

    “Are,” he insists. “Take me for a test drive, IQ.”

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    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Stanford Pines did not know how he ended up here.
    “Hiya, Fordsy! Welcome to the Theraprism, where I reign supreme with my loyal henchman by my side while we plot our inevitable escape! Wanna meet one? It sure wants to meet you!”
    “Bill. That's a sock puppet.”
    “Look, Stanford, I'm working with limited material here.”
    But, he mused, maybe there was a way he could make this work.

    (aka: the one wherein ford is visiting his (ex)-husband in prison)

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Sister Agnes normally likes to wake early, but one morning she finds the Holy Father already up - or rather, wandering the corridors, because he's not yet gone to sleep.

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    30 Mar 2025

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    For two girls meeting for the first time in high school, Jecka and Nicole very quickly, to the great misfortune of those around them, grow close.

    As it turns out, this isn't always to the benefit of people that aren't them.

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    Various people observing Jecka and Nicole being friends

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    “The author of the journals,” Stan said, finally standing up. "My brother."

    The author of the journals, his brother, looked at the miniscule crowd that had arrived by accident to greet him. The author looked between them all, and Dipper could see reflection on his face from the light of the slowly dimming portal. The author’s gaze finally settled on Stan, and his posture stiffened.

    “Dad?” The author of the journals, his brother, choked out. He sounded absolutely baffled.

    Stan’s expression turned equally baffled, clearly not anticipating this. “What?”

    *** *** ***

    The portal has opened, and spat out Stanford Filbrick Pines, exactly as he was when he left. Thirty years has passed for the outside world, but only a few hours have been lost for him.

    It changes things. Especially with the worst memories of Ford's life still hot on his tail, and eager to make a reappearance.

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    28 Oct 2024