ashlikemine

Hoe Don’t Do It



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    24 Jun 2026

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    If Buck thought the aftermath of the lawsuit was bad, it had nothing – absolutely nothing – on the Winchesters barreling into his life, finding out the apocalypse was imminent, that his own death was a seal, and a demon hitting on him.

    He really should have realized that when an angel shows up to stop you from throwing yourself off a bridge, that it isn’t always a good thing.
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    After the lawsuit, Buck is back at work, hoping to reconcile. Only...it doesn't go as planned. His family hates him and after a lifetime of rejection it's one hit too many. Buck plans his goodbye…only a certain angel stops him, 'borrows' him, hands him the Winchester-patented starter's guide to hunting manual, and gives him purpose again. Too bad that angel was so busy saving Buck, they forgot about the goodbye letters left in the loft.
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    Buck rubbed at the bridge of his nose tiredly. "I'm pretty sure this is kidnapping."

    Dean scoffed. Sam shot him a look. "Think of it as adult babysitting."

    Gabriel waggled a bottle of top shelf bourbon from his perch on the TV stand. "With booze!"

    Right. Buck eyed his new...friend, warily. "Okay, kidnapping adjacent."

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Snippets from a life well lived. But Bobby dying had changed things, fundamentally altered every equation.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    A 10 + 1 about Tommy and Buck being friends. Until they aren't.

    “You gave us a hashtag?”

    He looks over to see. Oh. Oh no. She gave them two hashtags, #(not)burningdownthehouse and #lightmyfire and he’s never going to be able to look Athena in the eyes again. “Oh my god,” he says faintly.

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 20

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    “Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” - Carl Jung. The 9-1-1 team as dream-heisters, à la Inception.

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    23 Jun 2026