asteronomical
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i think they call this love by asteronomical
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016), The Gray Man (2022)
21 Jun 2026
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"The radio is on," March huffs, apparently not pleased about having to spell it out. He'll get over it soon enough. "And the host read the setlist out earlier, and there's a song coming up that I really like."
"What about it?"
"We should dance."
Court blinks. "Dance?"
Or: A snapshot into Courtland Gentry's domestic life with his family, after he's found the meaning of love.
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That is to say, in the pursuit of knowledge, scientists can do some really fudging dumb things.
The scientist in question? Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. The research design? Experimental. The line of inquiry? Whether the multibillion-dollar extensive healthcare system—a glorified nanny bot, really—aboard a spaceship hurtling into deep space could serve as a substitute for human touch. That is to say, a substitute for human touch in the interest of touch starvation… as a, uh, secondary objective. Because the primary objective involves… er… usecaseinsexualendeavors.
Ergo: Grace wants to turn Armando into a fuck machine.
Or: Grace and Rocky struggle with intimacy due to biological constraints. So, they decide to use Armando as a way to bridge the gap. However, when it comes to these two, things don't always go according to plan.
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Jacob is normally very particular about his appearance, and goes out of his way to look absolutely fetching whenever he steps outside of the house. It is a point of contention at times, especially when it leads to him taking an excessively long amount to get dolled up. However, the prim and proper man, in the throes of pleasure, has no qualms with disheveled clothes, messy hair, tears streaming down his cheeks, drool dribbling out of his mouth…
And Sebastian loves it. So much so that he develops a bit of a fixation on it—sue him, he is just just a man, and a man of passion at that.
Or: Sebastian Wilder is really, really into the idea of defiling his boyfriend's image.
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The Amazing Spider-Colt! by asteronomical
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), Marvel
22 May 2026
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"Let me guess," Ryland peers over the top of his glasses, looking straight into his brother's eyes. "Something happened on the school trip."
"You know me too well," Colt grumbles in response. This is the antsiest he's been in his entire life, and that's counting the time he accidentally broke Court's favorite mug while trying to do a backflip in the kitchen.
"Did you break something? Pick something up and forgot to put it back? Are there any witnesses?"
"No, nothing like that. What the fuck, dude? Witnesses?"
"Ignore that. What is it, then?"
"I kinda… got bitten by a genetically modified spider." Colt rubs the back of his neck sheepishly. "And now I can do this."
He holds his arm out, and a web shoots right into Ryland's book and knocks it out of his hands. It clatters to the floor just as his brother's jaw drops.
"You what."
Or: Colton Gentry-Grace is fifteen years old when he becomes Spider-man. Thankfully, his twin brother has his back. No, they don't have it in them to tell their older brother just yet.
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- Part 1 of Super RGCU (RGCU x Marvel Crossover)
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Tonight, too, is a repeat. Jacob sometimes wonders if God has already smited him and this is his personal circle of hell—one where he is made to commit sin upon sin, made to succumb to lust and homosexuality until he finds the strength to walk away.
Thus, he whispers not a prayer for protection, but a plea for forgiveness—for the scriptures have ridden the tides of history and translations and adaptations and yet there are only two absolutes: that Eve will always take a bite of the forbidden fruit, and that Jacob Palmer will always fall into Sebastian Wilder's bed.
Or: Jacob Palmer has an extreme case of religious guilt. This does not stop him from sleeping with Sebastian Wilder.
Recent series
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Super RGCU (RGCU x Marvel Crossover) by asteronomical
Fandom Marvel, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
21 May 2026
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Seth Lowell's Ongoing War With Pet Names by asteronomical
Fandom Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
15 Sep 2025
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A collection of LightHaruSeth | Class C works focused on Seth's aversion to pet names and how he eventually gets over it.
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A collection of works set in the LightHaruSeth | Class C Band AU.
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A collection of works set in the LightHaruSeth | Class C Canon Compliant Verse.
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A collection of works set in the LightHaruSeth | Class C Roleswap AU.
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