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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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13 Jul 2026
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Zanka Nijiku—nihilist, pessimist, misanthropist—lives his life on a single mantra: love is bullshit. Nothing but primitive bursts of passion that interfere with the symmetry of an otherwise right-angled world.
This offends Heaven; and so naturally they do the only logical course of action:
Send down a cupid and force him to find love.
(Or, Jabber is an angel sent down to help Zanka find love, and Zanka wants to end it all.)
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06 Mar 2026
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Zanka thinks he's doing a pretty good job of concealing that fact that he's a vampire. But, after disavowing his clan, he’s cutoff from both family funds and his only source of real food.
Luckily, there’s a job opening for a quantum mechanics tutor at his school, which should at least solve the money problem. Too bad his first tutee is the weirdest guy he’s ever met. And he doesn’t really seem like he needs a tutor…
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06 Mar 2026
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I Think I'm Gonna Die In This House by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
10 Jan 2026
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For a project worth over 50% of their grade, Zanka's Home Ec class are assigned to take care of an artificial baby for a week.
Zanka has many issues with this.
Firstly, his partner is Jabber Wonger, who isn't even in his class.
Secondly, he's paired up with Jabber. (Yes, it's bad enough to be mentioned twice.)
And thirdly, their baby is fucking green.
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05 Mar 2026
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Don't kick a man who's already down by carrotstickk
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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Stuck deep underground, who knows where, without even being able to find out which time it was or have a proper source of light. Zanka was having the worst day of his life, it seemed.
“But wait, it gets even worse,” his life probably thought with sick glee right before Zanka caught a sight of– something glowing in the distance. He squinted to see it better.“Enjoyed your nap?” Jabber's voice reached him just as his face gained features in the dark.
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OR, Zanka gets trapped deep underground after a mission gone wrong. His only company is Jabber, who he would rather not see in a million years, who is the reason for the entire mess, who... acts confusing?Bookmarked by astroCriminal
05 Mar 2026