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Lando has a burner account.
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“Hey Oscar.” Came the unmistakable accent of Lando’s voice over the megaphone of the buggy parked one-hundred fifty metres down the shore. Oscar rolled his eyes. If Lando wanted to speak to him he should follow protocol and use the radio instead of sharing his conversation with the entire beach.
“Hey Oscar,” Lando repeated, the volume turned higher this time, causing the speaker to feedback. Oscar let out a sigh and grabbed his own megaphone.
“What?” He asked pointedly.
Or, the Bondi Lifeguard AU no one asked for.
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11 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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10 Jul 2026
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cada relacionamento nessa fanfic foi tão especial para mim... curou tudo que doía!!
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Oscar has bet that Lando couldn't score a brace on his first World Cup game, Lando loves proving him wrong. Somewhere, in the middle of football, they still find each other.
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My friend needs a girlfriend, PLS!!
The writing says, and Lando can't decide which part he hates the most. If it's the uppercase 'please' or the two exclamation points that follow, like Oscar's begging the world to get him a girl to settle down already. Or if it's the fact that Oscar's referring to him as his friend, when they are long past the point of being able to call each other that.
or: inspired by Lando's absolute menace behaviour during the 2026 Monaco GP
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Lost and Found (and Extremely Confused). by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
06 Apr 2025
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Oscar keeps getting things. A Ferrari bracelet. An old MCL35 cap. A padel racket that reeks of Sainz. He doesn’t want to talk about it. He doesn’t want Carlos to be his soulmate. But the universe is persistent, and Oscar is running out of places to hide the evidence.
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04 Jul 2026
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Five years.
That is what the scientists eventually call it when the data begins to align. The Chronospatial Displacement Event, or CDE, becomes the official term, a clinical name for something that feels anything but clinical. The leading theory, proposed by physicists studying anomalies in gravitational waves and temporal distortion, is that the explosion created a Localised Temporal-Spatial Projection Field, a rupture in the fabric of spacetime that forcibly displaced human consciousness along its own worldline.
In simpler terms, the entire human race is thrown five years forward. For a single night, every person on earth is made to witness the life waiting for them. Five years into the future.
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The weirdest part of all of it had nothing to do with the sex itself.
It was how Lando asked for his number afterwards.
Oscar tried hard to remind himself that this wasn’t a rom-com, that Lando probably had hundreds of contacts in his phone from people he’d deemed decent enough to consider sleeping with again. Or- maybe he was just being polite. Just felt bad after not remembering Oscar’s name, and wanted to reconcile that with some added gesture that he’d never actually follow through with.Regardless of his reasoning, Oscar pushed the thoughts away as soon as he’d left Lando’s apartment, doing his absolute best to return to normal life as it had been before.
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Oscar wakes up in bed with Lando after a party, and assumes they're looking for very different things. It all becomes much more complicated after they get paired together for a class project.
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Lando Norris was a brilliant pilot — everyone thought so. Sure, a bit crazy, a bit reckless, but that was just his adventurous spirit constantly urging him to find out what it was like to fly a fighter with one engine out.
Oscar, as the head of the medical service in their military unit, believed that one day he would fly himself straight onto a sad granite slab in the cemetery or, at best, into a demotion back to the rookies. One of these days, Oscar would simply kill him. If Norris didn't manage to do it himself first.
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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Charles
anyway this has narrative potentialLogan
what narrativeCharles
the landoscar arcits developing nicely
Daniel
YES IT IS.George
We should quantify this.Carlos
Absolutely not.Alex
quantify whatGeorge
Their progression toward relationship milestones.Charles
wait agree lets do itLogan
do what thoDaniel
We should start a friendly betting pool.Logan
OH HELL YEAHor
the groupchat decides to bet on lando oscar interactions till they become a thing. also lando is lowkey in love.
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- Part 1 of borderline gambling
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How to turn a straight guy into your good boy (A Tutorial by Oscar Piastri) by Charleston03
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
30 May 2026
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“Is that an offer?” Lando tries to joke, but it falls flat, his voice shaking a tiny bit. This is Oscar’s chance to either fuck Lando Norris or fuck his entire career. Oscar decides to take the risk.
“Maybe, would you take me up on it?” He asks, face completely serious. Lando laughs hysterically, wide eyes flickering across Oscar’s face.
“Maybe” He then finally echoes after a long moment of charged silence.
Or, Lando is straight, Oscar is not. They fuck about it.
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08 Jun 2026
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They built a life together without ever calling it love.
Then they built a family.
or: Lando unexpectedly becomes a dad and Oscar stays.
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Oh, Sugar Cubes! (And Other Signs That I'm Falling For You) by mrlan_oscpastry
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
20 Dec 2025
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Oscar Piastri is a soft alpha engineering major whose biggest flex is his comprehensive gummy worm tier list.
His hyperfixation? The new, god-tier scent at his fave candy shop.
His new mission? Find the candy that smells like sunshine and sophistication.
His new problem? The scent seems to be everywhere and nowhere, and his favourite candy shop's distractingly cute new employee, Lando Norris—a business major plotting world domination one sour belt at a time—is being weirdly unhelpful about the whole thing.
It’s a classic case of “he’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal,” but for a phantom candy, and Oscar hasn’t gotten the memo yet that it's not the candy but the other whole damn meal he is ready to sell his soul for.
Lando Norris.
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- Part 1 of landoscar bites ☆
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 8 of Landoscar Anthology
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It’s the profound tragedy of Lando’s life, he thinks, to realise he’s in love with his teammate – just as Oscar Piastri makes a habit of standing one step higher on the podium, forcing Lando to crane his neck to look at him.
Oscar hates watching the light fade from Lando’s eyes with every victory he takes from him. He accepted the inconvenient truth long ago: he loves Lando. But he loves winning more.
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Lando expects shock, confusion, maybe even panic when he tells Oscar he’s pregnant. He does not expect Oscar to faint. He also does not expect Oscar to faint again at the ultrasound. Or the second one.
What follows is an entire Formula One season of unhinged overthinking, aggressively overprotective alpha instincts, Oscar Piastri insisting he’s allowed to behave like this because “you’re carrying our child,” and Lando Norris surviving it all with rolled eyes, deep breaths, and alarming patience.
The paddock watches. The paddock judges. The paddock is mildly terrified.
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20 May 2026
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“Do you believe in curses, Mr. Piastri?”
“What?” Oscar asks, baffled.
“You know,” Norris says. “The ones you hear about in sea shanties. Ceto and her lighthouse. The Devil’s Trench and the drunken lightkeeper.”
“They’re just songs,” Oscar says.
Norris starts walking again. “To seamen,” Norris says, “the songs are a third of their everything.” A pause. “The songs, the sea, the rum. You see it?”
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Oscar reaches for Lando without thinking, hands framing his face carefully, reverently, "Hey, baby—"
The word slips out unguarded. Baby.
Logan is grinning like a man vindicated by the universe itself, "I'm not schizophrenic!"
or: Logan tries to convince everyone that Lando and Oscar are dating.
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it's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do by papayaprose
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Jan 2026
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“Fact one,” Lando said carefully, “we are naked.”
“Fact two,” Oscar added, “this is not my bed.”
“Fact three,” Lando said, “I would remember if—”
Oscar winced, glancing at him with an apologetic look on his face. “Would you? You would, right?”
Lando paused.
“…Probably.”
or: Lando and Oscar accidentally spend the night together.
Bookmarked by atzloomn
18 May 2026
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me senti uma intrusa lendo. o amor é engraçadinho as vezes