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    Ottawa Cens my beloved boys…

    Various chatfics that are loosely (or not at all) tied together in my heated rivalry/game changers universe!

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    26 Jul 2026

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    [A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]

    @NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.

    Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM

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    @hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!

    @love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.

    @hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.

    @zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?

    @blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.

    @ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Neil Minyard-Josten’s professional exy career ends without ceremony when he blows out his ACL beyond repair at age 27. Forced to reevaluate the trajectory of his life, he indulges in his real passion: causing significant problems for everyone in his life through the field of sports journalism, this time on the other side of the microphone. God help his publicist.

    Or: Five Times Neil Minyard-Josten Caused An Incident On National Television, Plus One Time It Was Actually Mostly Fine

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Jean makes a new friend, and Jeremy would be proud of him...if he wasn't so busy going out of his mind with jealousy.

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    26 Jul 2026