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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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there's always a straight way to the point by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2023
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Hermione becomes an Animagus just in time for the start of her 8th year. Surprise. She's a cat. While roaming Hogwarts, she comes across a very distressed Draco Malfoy. Against her better judgement, she decides to comfort him.
It turns out Draco is a cat person.
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“Granger came to find me in the library today.”
She stopped purring.
He kept stroking her absently. “She said she forgives me. I don’t know how or why, but she does,” He sighed deeply. “I believe her. Maybe you’ll meet her one day. She has a lot of wild hair and she’s a swotty, annoying sort–”
WELL.
“But she’s good. She’s good, and brilliant. Pretty too. She’s always been all of that, even when she had rather large teeth.”
Well.
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Bookmarked by austentatious2022
23 Jun 2026
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Hermione is a cat one. I loved it, until Hermione ended up being the only one apologizing for something.
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“Malfoy.” She pushed her frames up higher on her face. “I’ve objectively analyzed the situation—“
“What situation?”
“Our situation, and—“
“What is our situation?”
“The state of our relationship.”
“Which is what, exactly?”
“—and I’ve determined that you and I should date.”OR: Hermione uses science to convince Draco Malfoy to date her. He's not interested.
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Bookmarked by austentatious2022
21 Jun 2026
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If I date again, it will be someone who likes me this much
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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Bookmarked by austentatious2022
17 Jun 2026
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Holy cow hilarity plot, genuine sweetness and goodness, but not at all tooth-rotting. Just funny and delightful and full of good people.
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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Bookmarked by austentatious2022
03 Jun 2026