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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    “Alright, the shirt is going to have to come off,” Shane says, sliding back. “I can cut it off you or you can take it off yourself.” 

    After a lengthy pause in which Shane is unprofessionally lost in those glittering eyes, the firefighter grabs the hem of his shirt and begins to lift. He stops almost instantly with his elbows crossed over his face and his chiseled abdomen right there for Shane to gawp at, holy shit

    The pained noise the man makes jars Shane back into motion. “Right, okay. My turn,” he mumbles, smoothing the fireman’s hands back onto his lap.

     

    or, emergency medicine au where they fall in love one small disaster at a time

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    18 May 2026

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    Shane is still learning that he doesn't have to be perfect in his own relationship. Ilya is still learning the rules of Shane's bad days. So when Shane tries to push him away after a crushing loss, it leads to a tense argument. But ten years of rivalry are no match for Shane’s tears; the second he starts to cry, Ilya folds like a house of cards.

    Or: Shane tries to starve himself as punishment for losing, Ilya tries to feed him, and it turns into a very soft night of pampering because Ilya is legally incapable of staying angry at a crying Shane.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    24 Feb 2026

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    He flips through the different sports channels until he finds a west coast hockey game and settles on that. Allows it to distract himself from the deep well of sadness that is making it hard for him to breathe and keeps his lashes damp.

    It’s the second intermission, a nonstop roll of ads bombarding the screen. A soft instrumental song plays, the ad fading from black to full colour, a couple eating together, smiling at each other lovingly.

    Valentine’s Day is a week away! Book your reservations now!

    Ilya turns off the TV, throws the remote noisily onto the coffee table, and stomps up to bed.

    Stupid fucking holiday.

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    Or, it's Shane and Ilya's first Valentine's Day as an actual couple, but Ilya is not happy about it. And it has nothing to do with missing Shane. Nothing at all.

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    Story takes place January/February 2018, if my grasp of the timeline is correct. This is technically compliant for the TV show and I guess for the book too since this takes place during the time jump. Not spoilery for TLG though.

    Note: Fuck AI, no work on my page will be written by, edited by, or otherwise touched by AI. Ever.

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    16 Feb 2026