ayothpizzahere
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this is funny, i promise
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btw i wrote most of this after 'sublimation' aired and finished a couple days after 'the ruler' aired so i had to go back and edit so much shit so bear with me
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[Clyde] craig why are you sitting like that
[Craig] i'm gay
[Cartman] you look stupid
[Craig] so does your crush on kyle
Cartman left the group.
[Clyde] lmaoooo
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Where Clyde makes a group chat and humor and drama mix together.
[[WILL BE REWRITING EVENTUALLY AS I HAVE GROWN TO HATE THIS AND FEEL LIKE I CAN MAKE IT BETTER]]
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After a trip to the bathhouse, Ren and Goro get into an interesting competition in Le Blanc's attic. Not much else to say, utterly shameless self-serving smut!
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10 Jun 2026
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Goro Akechi is dead.
So why is he walking through Leblanc, pulling Ren aside like nothing had happened?
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10 Jun 2026
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Goro considers himself a master of self-control… normally. Akira has always had a funny way of making Goro dare to dream about impossible things. His best bet is to stay as far from Akira as possible, to protect his heart (and his chastity).
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14 May 2026
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Freeze takes a while to warm up after, but Burn heals quickly. Brainwash ends when the battle does, but Confuse lasts a few minutes. Now apparently Forget causes temporary amnesia, as Joker is afflicted and they’re forced to retreat to a safe room until it passes.
“Can someone explain this? Is it always the same sort of amnesia?” Crow asks. Joker is being sat down by Panther on a luxurious sofa in one of the safe rooms in Sae’s palace. Joker is smiling uneasily at her.
“Mostly. It’s always retrograde, meaning past memories are affected.” Oracle explains, Crow nods along. “Sometimes they can recall a lot, sometimes it’s a little. The longest it’s ever lasted was for Noir, 15 whole minutes. We were starting to get worried.”
“But hey! We can play that game we did last time!” Skull says.
“A game? With an amnesiac?” Crow asks him. Skull nods.
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OR: Joker is hit with Forget and says things that are going to bite him in the ass.
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10 May 2026
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The day his mark appears, Ren wakes up screaming in pain.
It circles his throat like a scarred collar. Anemones, asphodels, and roses curling across his skin, maroon.
He’s 9 and his parents are horrified.
Everyone's born with flowers on their skin, leading them to their other halves. Ren and Akechi find each other when they're children first, their bond running deeper than most.
.This fic is being translated into Russian, thanks to Kasu! You can read it here!
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07 May 2026