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Mike is Canadian, and his visa is expiring. He could try and get a work visa and risk discovery of his fraudulent degree – or he could get married. And there is just one person in his life crazy enough to fulfill the spouse-of-convenience position...
How hard could it be to navigate a few years of a fake marriage? Pretending is easy. Remembering that it is all supposed to be pretend is harder.- Language:
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03 Jul 2026
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Mike knows that he’s staring, that his jaw has dropped from shock, and most ridiculously of all in the silence that follows Harvey’s declaration the only thing Mike can hear in his head is Mary Poppins’ voice saying close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
So Mike makes the concerted effort to close his mouth, and then after a few more painfully awkward seconds Mike says, “I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”
Harvey sighs heavily. “I think we should get married.”- Language:
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02 Jul 2026
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Remus is difficult - he knows that. He can't hold down a job, he doesn't like to let people get close, and he really sucks at living up to the person he'd hoped to be as a kid. When he's offered a job to smile for the camera and pretend to be in love, he thinks it might be the best thing he ever could've hoped for.
Except, he's working with Sirius Black. The icon of modern rock who is actually just a moody, unpredictable, hot mess. A really hot mess.
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26 Jun 2026
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Harvey didn't want to be profiled in a magazine as one of New York's most eligible bachelors. Nobody even knew Mike had been.
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13 Jun 2026
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Sirius and Remus have an agreement whenever one of them loses a bet. There’s only three rules – no touching, no tasting, no coming.
And Remus has been overdue a loss.Bookmarked by badmanicepisode
07 Jun 2026