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    Harry is now safe. He has a family, friends and allies. He has even seen a healer. Everything Hermione set out to do in order to protect him last summer has been accomplished. Their fifth year has started and now she has realized that the battle is just starting. Now she needs to keep herself safe.

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    The one where Hermione gets shit done.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Voldemort loves magic, he really does. After all, what else could cause a now de-aged Harry Potter to think that he is the best thing since sliced bread, and the most amazing papa on Earth?

    But all is not sugarplums and roses in the dark lord’s life, as he has to balance fatherhood, Harry’s friends, a pushy Nagini, a faux finacé, a nude best friend who is constantly predicting his death, and Sirius Black of all things.

    Still, it has to be worth it - if only for his shiny, new, son.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter was very lonely. Yes, he had friends, a good job, and just finished his mastery in defense, but it was usually just him and his son all alone at night when everyone else had families and lives apart from them. When he learned by chance that he may actually have some living family, it should have been an easy decision to reach out to them. Unfortunately, nothing comes easily to Harry. Harry's biological father just had to be the most difficult person in the world to get a meeting to see, and the absolutely most suspicious when confronted with a paternity claim.

    Tony Stark was very lonely. He and Pepper had recently broken up. His friends had betrayed him, and he was now forced to live with the very same people who had hurt him. He didn't think he could take one more blow and stay standing under it. Tony didn't have family; he didn't know what to do with family; too bad Tony's family wasn't sure what to do with him either, but they were going to give it a hell of a try anyway.

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    03 Jun 2026