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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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10 Jun 2026
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Tired of Baku and Gotak's constant PDA, Sieun asks his best friend, Ahn Suho, to teach him what the big deal is about physical affection. It's entirely scientific, thank you very much. Sieun is a data-driven man and Suho is a willing test subject.
No one has to know how Sieun's body sings in joy when Suho starts touching him like the world would end if he stopped.
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01 Jun 2026
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Held Hostage by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
30 Jan 2023
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If someone had asked Jason five years ago where he saw himself in the future, he’d probably have said dead.
He certainly wouldn’t have said the FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit.
But in a way, it sort of makes sense.
Even with cases that strike too close to home, he’s so much better off than the way he was before. Even with cases like this one.
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- Part 1 of Held Hostage ‘Verse
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23 May 2026
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He Was Left on the Steps of the FBI in a Basket by schrijverr
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
26 Nov 2021
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Maybe not a basket, but sixteen-year-old Dr. Spencer Reid suddenly shows up at FBI headquarters claiming that his mother has been kidnapped. The BAU isn’t certain first, but the case he sets them on proves to be an interesting one, wherein they get to know the young doctor until he’s practically family.
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Bookmarked by bankhead
20 May 2026
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With his head still buried inside of his textbook, he points past Suho. "You always come in and buy condoms - why don't you just buy that box?"
Suho blinks, following Cashier Boy's finger with his eyes, now directed towards the huge box on the shelf nearby.
100 condoms. He just suggested Suho buy a pack of 100 condoms.
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Suho falls in love with Cashier Boy who works at a sex shop and doesn't know how to be normal about it.
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- Part 1 of Sex Shop
Bookmarked by bankhead
16 May 2026