11 Works by barasaurus
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Veritas is a patient man—exceedingly patient, in fact. But after enduring six months of Aventurine dodging his every attempt at an honest conversation about their feelings, Veritas decides to take the matter—and Aventurine himself, of course—in hand.
Or: Aventurine fucks around once again. Veritas makes sure he finds out. A lesson is finally learned.
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- Part 2 of Put It In My Calendar
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Ratio shifts forward. “If there is something I can do to assist you, Aventurine, then I will try my best to—”
“I need you to marry me.”
To escape a bureaucratic shitstorm brought on by his less-than-complete onboarding paperwork, Aventurine comes to Ratio with a proposal: stay married for a period of two years, then get an easy, quickie divorce once Aventurine's residency status is secure.
Only, it's not enough for them to simply get married; the marriage has to look legitimate too. Which is fine. Aventurine can act the part. Except, he's not really acting. Not anymore. And this last-minute trip to visit Ratio's family in Bumfuck Nowhere, Veritas Prime as Ratio's newly minted fiancé is threatening to prove it.
(inspired by The Proposal)
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Would You Believe Me If I Said I Slipped and Fell on It? by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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Like any individual, Aventurine has suffered his fair share of mortifying ordeals. But asking Ratio to fish a shampoo bottle out of his ass will forever reign supreme among them.
Funny how he can't seem to bring himself to regret it though.
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On his first day back after a prolonged absence from the University of Veritas Prime, Dr. Veritas Ratio steps onto campus looking very, very pregnant. Everyone is, of course, extremely normal about it.
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The City on the Edge of Forever by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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Penacony was bad. Redor II is worse.
A supposed “easy asset-valuation assignment” quickly goes south when Aventurine and Ratio encounter a lingering remnant of the Order determined to hold them prisoner using their greatest desires—namely, each other.
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- Part 2 of To Boldly Go
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When Aventurine adds an event to Ratio's calendar titled "Sexual Intercourse with Senior Manager Aventurine", he expects an angry text—maybe, a phone call if the doctor is feeling particularly zesty. What he does not expect is for Ratio to show up at his door, right on time, fully intending to make good on their appointment.
Or: Aventurine fucks around and gets fucked. Not a single lesson is learned.
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- Part 1 of Put It In My Calendar
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"When the twelve Titans fall, the way to the Ambrosial Throne will open, and the one who ascends that golden path will render unto Amphoreus a new dawn—Era Nova."
Blessed with the ability to see the future, yet cursed to never be believed, Mydei is no stranger to prophecy. He knows from the moment his father commands him to meet Okhema's forces on the battlefield that he will end up as his enemy's bed slave. What Mydei doesn't expect, however, is for the purported "Deliverer of Okhema" to find the whole arrangement just as distasteful as he does.
(vaguely inspired by the Greek myth of Cassandra of Troy)
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It'll be easy. A quick hit. In and out. I wouldn't give you anything complicated on your wedding anniversary, Aventurine.
Unfortunately, the fact that Veritas Ratio, his husband of five years, is standing over the corpse of the man Aventurine was sent to kill, makes this job very complicated, indeed.
(inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
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Ratio gets a lesson in biology. Avgin biology, to be precise.
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- Part 1 of To Boldly Go
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As These Shards of Divinity Coalesce by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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The bond between Nikador and Kephale is not merely a metaphor. Neither is the one destined to form between their respective heirs.
Phainon just needs to allow himself to feel it.
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- Part 2 of The Hand That Guides the Spear
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The Hand That Guides the Spear by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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It's said that when the Demigods of Worldbearing and Strife finally meet, they'll fight for ten days and ten nights, much like the Titans that came before them.
The word "fight," as Phainon discovers, is very much a euphemism.
Or: Phainon lies back and thinks of Amphoreus.
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- Part 1 of The Hand That Guides the Spear