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Ford Pines is working in his lab when someone very, very familiar suddenly appears before him.
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i suck at naming things. Enzmaylov yay!!! by basic_nobody
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Nov 2025
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Alexei is stuck in Alaska while Enzo complains to Yuri about the helicopter being broken.
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The Sea Grunks are at it again, this time accidentally disturbing an unusual rift left by Time Baby's ironically untimely demise.
Now they're in the 80s, and ready to protect the younger version of their twin... hey who are those kids.
(A frankly insane Twins in Time AU where each Stan gets paired with their Child and 80s Brother variants, and their own Teenage variant - resulting in 4 pairs of twins roaming the most dangerous time of the 80s)
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17 Jul 2026
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Stanford Pines, isolated and paranoid, must desperately fight off the urge to sleep, or his sadistic former muse will take control of his body. Stalked and taunted by a being so alien and cruel, he finds his sanity slipping as he works night and day to find the means to right his many, many wrongs. The fear brought on by Bill Cipher's threats and sick games is matched only by Ford's overwhelming guilt.
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09 Jul 2026
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Intern has just been brutally mauled and would like nothing more than to chug a full cup of joe, but a certain white bunny would really like some coffee..
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I lowkey wanna make out w BarneyBookmarked by basic_nobody
08 Jul 2026
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Eddie distracts himself with his old habits.
A guest doing the same walks into the bar.
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Things have been pretty “ruff” for Split Peele. Adjusting to the life of a popstar is much more challenging than it seems. Luckily for her, when she goes to get her morning coffee, there’s that kooky barista behind the counter, Bive, who always manages to cheer her up. She just hopes she can get her to be less paranoid around her.
tl;dr Split is a popstar, Bive is a barista. They’re both too stupid to realise they’re falling for each other.