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    Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.

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    Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Kristen Applebees to Baddie Kids Summer:
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    big manta ray? shitting darkness?

    Riz: Yeah Kristen we were all there

    Kristen: you dead orrr

    (basically the bad kids spend their summer trying to defeat the night yorb and we get to read their groupchat while they do it)

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Booker travels to New Orleans after encountering Quynh, hoping to live out the rest of his exile in peace, but, unfortunately, someone has other plans for him.

    Waking up in a cell, Booker sees a girl walk through a wall and wonders if perhaps the alcohol is causing hallucinations, or if he's being haunted by actual ghosts now instead of the metaphorical ones.

    Inspired by a kink meme prompt here.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    “Andy,” Nile whispers, delight hanging from each syllable. “Andy, we’re gonna go to space.”

    (A small series of scenes wherein The Old Guard joins Starfleet.)

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    30 Nov 2025

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    "Giles got turned into a cat?" Riley asks. "That guy can't catch a break."
    "Oh, no, common misconception," says Spike. "Rupert and human Rupert are different people."

    Or: Spike adopts a very dumb orange cat who helps him experience the power of friendship and, more importantly, psychologically torment Giles.

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    15 Nov 2024