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"No way," Amarant says. "I'm not going to let you blame his megalomania on his upbringing. The guy chucked you from an airship when you were a literal child! He destroyed the spiritual ecosystem of the entire planet — sorry, that's right, two planets — tried to murder you, me, and all of our friends on multiple occasions, and you think he just needs to dry out and find a better perspective?"
Zidane scrubs his face with his hand. "Sure, it sounds crazy when /you/ say it," he huffs.
---Kuja's alive, Zidane's pulling a Say Anything on Garnet, and Amarant is living through a nightmare escort mission. There's going to be shenanigans, political intrigue (aka "bureaucracy"), drinking, dancing, ROMANCE????, one bed, and what I feel is probably my best dialogue to date. come one come all it's rarepair feeding time
this is a complete rewrite/rework of a fic that i first published in 2005, i am literally a skeleton
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Robotnik takes Stone on a quick mission that quickly goes sideways. Emotional constipation is endemic to the budding supervillain community.
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- Part 6 of two peas, one evil pod
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Robotnik's insomnia makes itself Stone's problem, and Stone is forced through an interview he doesn't want.
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- Part 5 of two peas, one evil pod
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pulled punches by bentsage for David Lynch
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
20 Jan 2025
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Stone commits some light terrorism for the government. Robotnik lets him get away with more than murder.
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- Part 4 of two peas, one evil pod
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Agent Stone makes a big purchase without consulting the Doctor.
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- Part 3 of two peas, one evil pod
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"Remember when I said I hated you and you said you hated me?"
Quark slides his legs off the side of his bed and sits up.
"What the hell are you doing?" Odo snaps.
Quark stands on shaky legs, dragging the metal stand that holds his IV bag with him as he pads over to the side of Odo's bed.
"Get back in bed!"
"I'm trying to," Quark says. "Move over."
(In which Odo and Quark figure some things out after they go for a nice hike together.)
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- Part 1 of shape up
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03 May 2026
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The girls get drunk; Tanith plays matchmaker.
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27 Oct 2022
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Steve’s been coming out here searching for a monster in the woods. He’s finally found one.
“What do you want, Hargrove?”
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Harrington stops. Billy watches all the blood drain out of Harrington’s face and there wasn’t much color there to start with. Harrington lifts the bat again, tries to get to his feet, lands back on his ass. “Billy,” he says again, but it’s desperate now, not relieved. “Billy, behind you!”
Four times Hopper doesn't arrest Billy and one time he does.
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the gift of silence by marginaliana for longwhitecoats
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
26 Dec 2019
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The dwarf comes to the sewer on Fridays, and Krobus cannot speak.
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30 Jan 2022