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this'll be the day that i die by Charlie_Balle
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Aug 2022
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28 Oct 2024
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in media res by webss312
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Jul 2024
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“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Steve said, mildly. “Pete and I got hot dogs. That’s it.”
“Pete?” Tony emphasized, jaw dropping at the sheer audacity. “Since when do you use nicknames for people?”
“I call Bucky by nicknames.” Steve pointed out.
“I called the kid ‘Pete’ first,” Tony said, narrowing his eyes. “Stop trying to steal my shtick. Get your own.”
“You don’t own the nickname, Tony.” Steve looked amused as he said it.
“I can own whatever I want, I’m a billionaire,” Tony replied, already running through the legal process in his mind of how he could possibly patent a nickname. He’d have to ask Pepper. These were dire circumstances. He refused to have his own personal intern usurped by someone wearing the carbon polymer equivalent of Uncle Sam’s tighty-whities.
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OR: The media gets one image of Steve and Peter getting hot dogs together and runs with it, assuming that Peter is Steve’s secret son. Tony takes great insult to this fact. Tony Stark does not like being one-upped by people stealing his personal intern. Least of all by Captain America. He has a reputation to uphold, after all.
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13 Oct 2024
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Spider-Man: the government experiment/agent-gone-rogue/spider-turned-human. Or something. (According to the Avengers) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN for KingLvffy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
19 Jul 2024
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The first time Peter Parker meets (some of) the Avengers, it's in a sewer and/or warehouse-he wasn't able to get a good look at the place, sue him for his uncertainty-after he had (apparently) gotten kidnapped.
The first time the Avengers meet Spider-Man, he's calling them jerkwads from the top of Hawkeye's roof... according to Hawkeye. In Peter's humble opinion, rooftops are communical property among vigilantes, especially during alien invasions.
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Seven times the Avengers were confused about Spider-Man's identity, and one time his identity was revealed.
(A story told over the course of seventeen years, seven different world-ending catastrophes, and a kidnapping.)
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13 Oct 2024
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the hearth by sagemb
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
15 Jun 2019
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What to Do When Your Wife Is Out of the Country: A Guide by Tony Stark
1) Gain partial custody of a child
2) Sleep on the couch
3) Have the child gain partial custody of you- Language:
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08 Jul 2024
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He Can’t Just Be (Gone) by ambivalentangst
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2018
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Karen loved her Peter—sweet and kind and making a mess of his suit with crumbs—so very much.
It wasn’t like him to plead.
How it happened, Karen didn’t understand.
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20 Jun 2024