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Gee Varka, How Come Venti Lets You Have Two Swords? by bisexuality
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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In which one man pretends to not have done anything to carrots, and another very much does something to a toast and eggs.
(written as a part of the "ao3 is down and we can't wrangle" fic sprint """event"""; see collection for further details and more fics)
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metabolize by bitagstuality (bisexuality)
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Oct 2024
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“I metabolize alcohol differently,” Boothill explains, leaning back on the counter. “The robot parts do somethin’ to it, and it ends up doing whatever the fudge it’s needed for at the moment. Doesn’t stay in my blood for that long, I don’t know the specifics.”
“You really can’t swear, huh?”
“Someone’s forked with my Beacon, yea.”
Gallagher laughs at that. “So if you can’t do that, what can you do, cowboy?” He walks closer to the counter, watching the cyborg’s eyes fixated on his chest, slowly pulls him closer so that they’re crotch to crotch.
“Well, my cat heats up,” Boothill says, then groans. “Not cat. You forking know what I mean.”
Gallagher doesn’t. Then does. Then his hands stop fiddling with Boothill’s belt and he swears he can feel the alcohol in his own blood metabolize distinctly away from his half-hard dick.
“I. Huh. Your pussy does what now?” The cyborg grins at him. “Wait. Your pussy?” The grin slightly widens. So do Gallagher’s pupils.(Boothill wants a drink and some dick. Gallagher gladly provides.)
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and how did that make you feel? by bitagstuality (bisexuality)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Hannibal (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Jun 2023
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Dean has a word with a therapist, regarding the death of a friend (and how come Dr Lecter is able to pronounce a word as if it were in quotation marks!?)
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MAG 80.X: The Cylinder Incident by bisexuality for crowreys_wormstache
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Dec 2022
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"Why do you think he even had that pipe?"
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all these years and no one heard by uminobiruka (bisexuality) for vnjc
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Oct 2022
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"So, let me get this straight. Your need for inside jokes has put us in a situation where my entire class, one of our oldest friends, and the former number one hero think we are getting married." Aizawa puts a hand over his face in exasperation. "Do you realize you made this into a plot of one of those really bad… Wallmark movies you enjoy?"
"They're Hallmark movies, and," Hizashi scoffs, small smile tugging at his lips, "when you put it like that, it sounds really stupid."(Hizashi can't properly label gifts. Shouta has been pining for too long to really care. They both profit.)
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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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Bookmarked by bisexuality
02 Jun 2026
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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Bookmarked by bisexuality
20 May 2026
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hayden when he can be ironically homophobic to ilya specifically: :D
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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Bookmarked by bisexuality
20 May 2026
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But If Thy Wife I Were, And Had Thy love by gondolinarchivist
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Apr 2025
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Henry playfully wrestles him to the ground, and their laughter shakes the trees. This is what life ought to be: easy and sweet and without any past or future. The rest of the world can hang for all Hans cares; all he wants is to make Henry laugh, and to turn him every shade of red possible.
“Shut up or I'll fill you up,” Henry threatens. “I’ll get a strong son on you.”
Something flutters in Hans’s chest. “I'm not a fucking maid, Henry.” He struggles a little more, just for show, and Henry pins his hands above his head.
“Could be,” Henry counters, grinning. “My maid, my girl, the way you take me.”
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In which Henry helps Hans forget about his upcoming nuptials, a wedding night is shared, and Hans yearns to become something other than what he is.
Bookmarked by bisexuality
18 May 2026
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The Stag and the Hound by guysarestripping
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
19 Feb 2025
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In Bohemia’s heart, two men beg the wolves mistake their moans for psalms and don’t sing their names to God.
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- Part 1 of Aurescere

