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    Because there’s no beating Gotham. She’s going to be as she always has been since inception. People like them, people like Duke, Riko, the other Robins across Gotham, Batman, even some of the rogues, are by definition: insane. Aware and accepting of defeat but assured that they will be the ones to change Gotham, engaging in hopeless repetition and infallibly sure that there is a possibility for a new result. Maybe Duke doesn’t fully get Batman and his bad guys and all the mayoral candidates who lie through their teeth saying 'this time will be different I promise I swear' but he gets his Robins. He gets the audacity of youth. More than that, he understands that you’re only crazy if it doesn’t work.

    Duke Thomas and ecosystems and namelessness and Gotham

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    03 Aug 2025

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    PEAK FICTION (always have to praise good duke fics...its so hard out here..)

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    "Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"

    "No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."

    Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."

    "You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."

    Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.

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    Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.

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    22 May 2025

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    Sally's eyes flicked between Poseidon and then the sea below. He could feel the understanding click.

    "Oh, absolutely not-"

    "It isn't that high!"

    "Poseidon, I am not jumping off of this cliff! I'm not doing it. I won't, you can't make me, it's very high, I am not going to-"

    "If my brother sees you here, he's going to assume that you're carrying my child."

    "Ridiculous. I have much higher standards."

    "I also have higher standards, but he isn't going to listen to us," Poseidon reasoned. The wind blew a bit harder, and Poseidon felt the sea rise with his anxiety. "I would use my powers to hide you, but he'll sense I've used them. You'll be fine," he tried, and Sally gave something of a skeptical laugh.

    "Not happening."

    The lightning grew closer. For the love of-

    "In that case… I'm sorry," he said. Sally tilted her head suspiciously.

    "Why are you-" she began but was cut off by Poseidon shoving her off the cliff's edge. He could hear a scream. It started loud and high before getting smaller and smaller. Finally, a splash followed.

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    Sally and Poseidon spent one summer together… and most of it was them being on the run for a godly crime they didn't commit.

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    22 May 2025

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    22 May 2025

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    The thing about all these clones, CRAYDL thought defeatedly, is that they really do look like him. The bossman, who could always be iterated a hundred times over.
    CRAYDL wasn’t expecting Plan B to feel so much like a betrayal.
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    After his confrontation with Max Mercury and Impulse in the speed force, Inertia disappeared into the lightning winds, and did not return.
    CRAYDL, after too long deliberating, finally activates the failsafes; created in case of the first Inertia's death.
    Because Project Inertia would always, inevitably, continue.
    But Thaddeus Thawne the Second is very much alive. And he can't help continuing just the same.

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    12 May 2025

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    insanely good!!