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“I’m taking these away from you until you can pay attention,” Derek says.
In one swift, fluid motion, he tosses each of the bags in the air and juggles all three of them in a graceful arc, catching them and then throwing them neatly back into Stiles’ backpack, one by one.
Stiles’ jaw drops. “Whoa, where did you learn to do that?”
Cora smirks. “Derek ran away to join the circus when he was eleven."
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- Part 1 of eight years later
- Part 28 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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hot dads doing chores near you by bleep0bleep for eeames
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), youtube - Fandom
18 Feb 2022
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Derek finds the camera on accident.
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“Why is there a camera inside the teddy bear you bought for Zoey?”Cora laughs. “Oh, that, it’s just a nanny cam, silly!”
“Why would Zoey need a nanny cam?” Derek grits his teeth. “I’m home with her all the time.”
“Exactly–I mean, exactly, you’re always home with her! You should go out, and that’s why I got it for you. So you can check up on any potential sitters, big brother.”
“But why was it on?” Derek asks.
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- Part 27 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
- Part 2 of eight years later
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Peter Nureyev has never needed anyone. It matters not that Juno Steel is here, wide-eyed and barefaced, his naive gaze following Peter everywhere he goes since he’s arrived on Buddy’s ship.
Peter shakes himself and shoves the feeling away for future consideration. It joins the myriad of other Juno-inspired emotions, and tucked away deep in his consciousness, he doesn’t have to think about it. It doesn’t have to hurt.
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A potential missing scene from "Juno Steel and The Man In Glass."
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It’s only the first week of winter break, but the house is already filled with Hales. Too many of them, and of course, Mom is revelling in all of it, with the tree and the decorations and the cookie baking and the filming and the asking and the hounding him about if he’s happy.
Derek is tired. He loves them. But he’s tired.~
In which Derek attempts to escape yet another blind date, and runs into someone who's doing the same.
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“Mistletoe is actually a parasite,” Derek says darkly at the young couple embracing. Seriously. This is a brightly lit family-friendly Christmas tree lot. He can’t believe the nerve. Derek hates it. He hates love, he hates romance, he hates Christmas.
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In which Derek is working at the Hale Family Christmas Tree lot and doesn't believe in the magic of mistletoe or connection, right up until he meets Stiles.
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Stilinski and Hooch by bleep0bleep for raisesomehale, theroguesgambit
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Sep 2019
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Derek just moved back into town to look for his sister. He doesn't have time to deal with deputies-in-training who think he's an irresponsible pet owner. Better than thinking he's a werewolf, though.
Stiles just made friends with the most awesome dog while running in the Preserve. The owner? Not so much. He might be warming up to him, though...
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WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE STILES CALLS TECH SUPPORT ON HIS FIRST DAY BUT GETS THE MAINLINE FOR JUNIOR VP DEREK HALE AND DEREK JUST IS HELPFUL
AND STILES JUST CALLS BACK
WHENEVER
HE CAN’T PRINT OR WHATEVS. SO DEREK IS LOADING PAPER DOWN ON THE 28TH FLOOR WHEN HE SHOULD BE ON 49TH IN A MEETING WITH HIS SISTERSSeries
- Part 26 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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Stiles has a personalized ringtone for everyone in the pack. Derek, thankfully, has never heard his, otherwise Stiles might have to admit to his crush.
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- Part 25 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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It’s really Derek’s luck, though, to start developing a crush on someone who apparently hates him.
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Everyone at the new coffeeshop gets personalized foam art. Derek always gets a dick drawn in his.
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- Part 24 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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Stiles rages, thumping down the hallway, undressing as he goes. His wet sweatshirt, ugh, wet t-shirt gets cast off as he tries to get warm. Maybe he’ll just take a hot shower and get on Netflix and contemplate his sad winter break all by himself.
A door opens, and an annoyed voice calls out, ”Noise ordinances during the winter break still apply—”
Derek Hale steps into the hallway, freezing when he sees Stiles standing there wet and shirtless.
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In which Stiles is stuck at school over winter break until he realizes Derek is also from Beacon Hills. Cue rideshare.
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- Part 23 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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In which there are popsicles, innuendo, and Derek is bad at sharing his feelings.
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- Part 22 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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In which Derek can't handle his feelings and plans an over-the-top snowboarding trip with everyone so he can spend time with Stiles.
Stiles sprains his ankle.
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- Part 21 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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Stiles accidentally declares himself Derek's mate after a mixup at a supernatural conference. Whoops.
Across the room, Stiles can see the energy shift as Derek walks in. He’s all broad shoulders and soft, gentle smile, looking at ease in a blue v-necked sweater over a crisp collared shirt and dress slacks. He looks a bit nervous, but seems to relax after saying hello to a few people.
An elderly lady is pinching his cheeks. Heh. He’s adorable. Stiles loves little moments like these, when he gets to see Derek unguarded, he loves—
Stiles immediately pushes the thought to the back of his mind. He can’t afford to wallow in his feelings, not this weekend.
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Derek stares flatly at the huge bin of condoms in the health center they had set up in the Olympic Village. Their shiny foil packets glisten, as if they’re mocking him.
A almost has-been, a young hopeful, and too much protection.
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It's four am at Hale's, and Stiles Stilinski has just walked back into Derek's life.
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“Derek?”
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Stiles sees it when he’s grocery shopping, the display hardly touched, people opting for the cheaper, non-heart shaped packages of steak. He gets it, he really does, after all, what’s the point of buying specially packaged meats for your significant other if you’re just gonna take the thing out of the box and cook it, anyways?
But if you had a werewolf sweetheart, this would be awesome, right?
Stiles snaps a photo and sends it to Kira, asking if she’s got a present for Scott yet. She texts him back a second later with, aw thanks i already got him a present when i went xmas shopping tho
And then: u should give it to ur werewolf ;)
Stiles stares at his phone, because he doesn’t have a werewolf. Well, technically he has a crush on a werewolf, but that doesn’t really count.
He buys the steak anyways.
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- Part 20 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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Derek is an Auror investigating a cult that hangs out at this new restaurant in Diagon Alley, Roscoe's, when he runs into someone he thought he'd never see again.
Will he be able to stop a rising threat to the wizarding world-- and more importantly, will he be able to make amends with the one who got away?
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“So… you’re interested? Or you just said yeah because it’s what you say when you don’t know what to say.”
“Interested. In kissing you.”
Stiles makes a vague gesture with his hand. “I mean, yeah, if only to get you more comfortable with the whole dating thing in the future. I mean, we’re friends, and I want you to be happy.” He bites his lip, nervous.
Derek doesn’t even need to think about it because he knows it’s a bad idea. He’ll kiss Stiles and get to know what it’s like, and his heart will break because he won’t ever get to have him, that this is out of friendship only.
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Derek has been crushing on Stiles for awhile, and thinks maybe this Christmas season he'll tell him how he feels. He's got a great present too, except when Stiles gives him a thoughtful handmade present, Derek is pretty much screwed.
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Stiles smiles at Derek. “It was just a nice thought, you know? I just think gifts that people take their time to make are just so sweet.”
“Handmade,” Derek says faintly. -
The One In Which Stiles and a Cat Fight Over (Pillow) Derek by bleep0bleep
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Nov 2016
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Stiles gets a body pillow with Derek on it so he has something to cuddle while Derek's gone for the summer. Unfortunately the cat has other ideas.