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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “My new granddaughter!” Garp booms upon their arrival at Dawn Island, perhaps a week later, and if it weren’t for years of carefully practicing her stoic expressions, Robin's jaw would have dropped out of pure shock. “Gonna take her up the mountain this morning, but figured you wouldn’t mind sharing breakfast with us, Emi!”

    “One does not simply share a meal with you, Garp,” the stern-faced woman in front of them states. “Besides which, it isn’t even six o’clock in the damn morning. I haven’t put the kettle on yet, let alone started making breakfast!” Her words only make the Vice Admiral laugh, though, and soon enough he and Robin are seated at the counter of a clean and rather pleasant looking bar.

    Whumptober Day 3: Found Family - "I look in people's windows, transfixed by rose golden glows"

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    “Excellent job out there tonight,” Nami starts talking as she walks backwards with perfect confidence, attention seemingly glued to her phone as she swipes through different pages. “Even though you were four minutes late, the rest of the show went off without a hitch, and our numbers are climbing through the roof-”

    “Those bonus special effects with your entrance, though, those were amazing,” one of the tech crew gushes, hustling along with the crowded cluster of people. “I did not know we had wires set up for an aerial stunt, and that demon hologram! Who blew up into confetti-!”

    “Right!” Someone else yelps, and then there’s a dark-skinned young man wiggling his way into the middle of things, grinning a little too wide and juggling half a dozen items in his arms. “Super special effects! Just another couple of tricks up the Great Usopp’s sleeve!”

    “You don’t wear sleeves,” all three ASL brothers promptly state, which makes their friend scowl and Luffy break out into peals of laughter.

    Whumptober Day 10: Secrets - "There's nothing you can ever say, nothing you can ever do"

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shouta gets sent back in time and immediately starts putting things into place to take down All for One. More importantly, he also adopts a lot of children, meets friends at the Park, and joins Midoriya Inko on her crusade against society's idiocy. He gets Nezu involved.

    (He's also not as alone as he thinks).

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