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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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09 Mar 2020
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Holy fucking shit I laughed so hard. I deeply enjoy characters being absolute shits and other characters being absolutely done with it. And the bickering! World-class bickering!
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A simple one-shot where Jack and Daniel give in to their desires and end up making out sloppy style on the kitchen floor.
Inspired by the song Sidekick by Walk the Moon.
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27 Jul 2025
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The time loop gives Jack a consequence-free opportunity to ask some questions.
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19 Jul 2025
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I fucking love this fic and apparently left kudos before without knowing, likely nearly 5 years ago. Still amazing.
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Daniel and Jack find themselves off-world and in a situation where they need to have an "endurance" competition in order to get the information they want. Porn ensues.
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The one in which Daniel and Jack are absolute assholes to each other in an attempt to make the other come quicker.
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- Part 1 of Rules of Engagement
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23 Jun 2025
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holy fucking fucking shit I can see and hear them doing it and this is my favorite flavor of smug bastards smugging at each other in smut ever, jesus christ, good work my friend.
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Recently Tony has been communicating over the internet with a charming new friend. Two-way anonymity has its advantages, allowing Tony to express himself more earnestly than he usually would otherwise. It’s safe, too, because what are the chances that Tony and BD01432 know each other in real life? Very low, that’s for sure.
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25 Mar 2025