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Professor McGonagall decides that the best way to heal post-war Britain is to trap Hermione "Too Many Books" Granger and Draco "Icy Aristocrat" Malfoy in a shared Eighth Year Head suite.
The result? A messy, high-tension transition from academic rivals to "clandestine researchers of romance."
They have to navigate the inevitable chaos of telling their friends, but as it turns out, the Slytherins already had a betting pool, and the Gryffindors were just waiting for the screaming to turn into kissing.
Vibe: 40% Snark, 50% Soft Pining, 10% 90s Muggle Nostalgia.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Are you offering?” Her voice wavers, slight enough he might not notice.
A slow smile spreads on his face. “Where do you live, Granger?”
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Six years later, Malfoy returns to England, and Hermione is confronted with the past they never resolved.Bookmarked by buddybuddy96
26 Jun 2026
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
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24 Jun 2026
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Hermione is determined to win back the affection of Oliver Wood after he ends their relationship. But when someone else keeps making an appearance throughout her days, forgetting her former flame proves to be much easier than she'd anticipated.
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23 Jun 2026
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It's eight years post-war, and Hermione Granger has got her shit together. She worked hard to get past her trauma from the war. She finished her education. Now, she heads up her own division of the Department of Mysteries, she travels the world studying ancient rituals, and she's got a perfectly balanced life that is absolutely going to stay that way, thank you very much.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has made a new life for himself in France. He, too, has worked through his war trauma, finished his education, and built himself a fulfilling career. His life doesn't need to be shaken up by a series of international murders that just so happens to bring him home to England and force him to collaborate with the girl he tormented for the entirety of their school years.
Now, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are chasing a ritualistic killer and simultaneously discovering that the person they are working with is not the same as the one they used to know.
Featuring (mostly) emotionally healthy characters, meddling friends, long conversations, and smutty sandwich-making, with a side of murder and a sprinkling of snark.
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