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Following yet another argument between Stanley and the Narrator, the Narrator attempts to create a game that gives Stanley exactly what he wants. A game involving new environments, experiences, and most importantly, more intimate relationships. Taking all three of these ideas in mind, a new game, called The Stanley Parable Dating Simulator, is created. Unfortunately, a dating simulator won’t work with Stanley alone. And since the game cannot create any new characters, the Parable fills in the gap with the only other sentient being here… The Narrator.
Or, Stanley and the Narrator get stuck inside of a dating simulator. Alone. Together. Shenanigans ensue.
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Stanley wanted to agree, but this had disaster written all over it. Was he really willing to give up what little control he had over his life just so that the Narrator could be happy?
“I understand this is a rather personal thing to ask of you, so I don’t expect a response immediately of course. I-“
Okay.
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Basically, Stanley and the Narrator struggle communicate with each other, as per usual. But now, the Narrator has a plan to bring them closer than either of them had ever imagined.
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these furious passions, these chances by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2019
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Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
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14 Jun 2026
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Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ’Verse by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Feb 2019
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“D’you realize,” [Crowley] said, “that we never tire of things humans get bored with on the regular?”
Aziraphale shrugged, lazily basking. “I’ve always assumed it’s that we don’t tire of each other.”
[#75 was added on 14 February 2019; this story ran from 10/1/05 - 2/14/19. My love to GO fandom, always.]
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- Part 1 of CoT ’Verse (& Extended Environs)
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wherever you are, i'll come to you by mutalune
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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“Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”
“Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”
“Slipped?”
“Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”
“What’s done - ?”
“Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”
This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.
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05 Jun 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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25 May 2026
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All I Hear is Your Gear... by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2021
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When humans need sanctuary, they go to holy places. But Aziraphale isn’t human. He has the next best thing, though: Crowley’s Bentley.
Reformatted because the footnotes were really bugging me...
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21 May 2026