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    “My name is Jason Todd,” he starts, mournfully. He can save the alias for later. “I was kidnapped by Bruce Wayne, who is actually Batman, and he wants to eat me. I need your help to escape back home and start a new life.”

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    Jason has dragged Tim Drake into his attempt to run away. Batman wants it to be known that he does not eat children. This is what you get for hoarding orphans, Bruce.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
    Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?

    Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”

    Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”

    Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”

    “FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”

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    31 May 2026

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    MJ still remembers Ned’s initial disbelief when Peter—infamous for missing class back in sophomore year, suspended for two weeks freshman year—finished his bit of the group write-up four days early. The work was perfect, and so was Ned's chemistry grade. After that it was Peter this, Peter that, Peter parted the Red Sea, it’s true, MJ, I was there; I saw it. MJ, hey, are you listening?

    Then Ned says, “We should invite Peter to join AcaDec.”

     

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    peter isn’t rock bottom on midtown’s social ladder; he’s underground. friendless, rumoured to get into street fights. ned declares him bestie material anyway, and mj catches feelings.

    she also meets tony stark(?) in foodtown, of all places, and makes a spider-man(??) sighting.

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    15 May 2026

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    Anne de Bourgh decides that she will never marry, and enlists the help of the Earl of Matlock to find her closest relations on her father's side. The Bennets of Longbourn sound respectable enough, and when Anne asks for help in making an introduction and, perhaps, even choosing the heir of Rosings from amongst them, the Fitzilliam family insist on helping her. Anne might yet regret asking.

    Alternatively: what if Darcy's embarrassing relations did not stop at Lady Catherine?

    (Eventual E/D, other pairings to be decided.)

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    06 Apr 2026