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    An off-shoot of the An Unusual Arrangement series. I've included Ambush Predator because that's what Darker Mirrors spiraled out of it

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    Tales of the lonely sea monster.

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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    No-one opens the door when Pritchard knocks. It's locked—he does check—even though Jensen's expecting him.

    "You know the code, Pritchard." Jensen's voice is muffled by barriers and distance, but still manages to sound tired. "Come on in."

    Pritchard sneers quietly at the lock as he punches the numbers in. How welcoming—as if he's in the habit of regularly hacking his co-worker's systems and memorising their passwords. Which he is, but there's no need for Jensen to go calling him out on it when he's here as a favour.


    Jensen staggers back from a mission, damaged and sensitive. Pritchard has the honour of finding out just how sensitive.

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    25 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Touching things with Adam's new augmented hands often brought on an uneasy feeling, a feeling of something not being right, a feeling of uncertainty as to whether what he could feel was real.

    Pritchard's hair felt different to anything else he'd touched in the past six months. It felt real.

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    Basically my attempt at inserting Jensard into as much of the canon as possible. Each chapter takes place during a different part of the story.

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Pritchard is tasked by Sarif to find Jensen and convince him to come back into the corporate lifestyle. It doesn't go according to plan for anyone.

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    31 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Jensen wasn't the worst possible choice in the room. Not by a long shot. But he was too honorable for his own good, and stupid for thinking their captors would let them go under any circumstances. They were dead men walking. Pritchard, for one, didn't intend to go out getting pity-fucked by his ex-coworker.

    A routine mission becomes anything but when Pritchard's captured by an old, old enemy—one who still hasn't forgiven Pritchard for what happened last time they met. Jensen's determined to rescue him, but trying to save Pritchard might mean sacrificing them both.

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    21 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Murderbot, after hacking its governor module, is assigned to a long-term job protecting one of the company's assets: Gurathin, an augmented spy. This would normally be fine. There's a catch, though: the company changed it to pass as human. Including giving it sex parts.

    Gurathin/his handler, Gurathin/various targets, Gurathin/Murderbot. Details on warnings in notes.

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    22 Feb 2026