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Editorials on Killing Your Husband by calzones
Fandoms: Kevin Can Fuck Himself (TV 2021)
04 Jul 2026
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There is a universe somewhere in which Patty O’Connor wrote a scathing letter to the corporate HQ of [an unnamed sandwich shop] when they changed her favorite sandwich. If this makes absolutely no sense to you, then perfect. You are in the right place.
This is very much an AU, forgive me.
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Life is full of so many little disconnected things. What are the chances that they might all come together at exactly the right time, exactly when they're meant to, to form the perfect (odd) result?
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This whole show would’ve been a hell of a lot shorter if they’d just kissed in the damn bathtub, if Kevin had done ONE chore, and if Allison had a gas stove.
(We're ignoring so many plot holes, in the name of making this as short and as gay as humanly possible. Join me on this journey)
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This takes place shortly after Patty and Allison meet in the bar in 2005, and shortly after Les Devin's death. Allison is convinced she is being haunted, and she is absolutely correct. By what, though? By whom?
(Only marked Mature because of the show content / out of an abundance of caution. Nothing explicit or graphic here for once. Technically mostly canon compliant).
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This takes place shortly after S2E7, and Patty thinks that maybe Allison IS actually dead.
Patty's POV.