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• passer deliciae meae puellae by captainjackspearow

  Fandoms: Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF, Carmina - Catullus  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Clodia Pulchra | Lesbia/Gaius Valerius Catullus
  • Clodia Pulchra | Lesbia
  • Gaius Valerius Catullus
  • Pegging
  • Minor Aurelius/Furius/Gaius Valerius Catullus
  • Dominant Clodia Pulchra | Lesbia
  • Gaius Valerius Catullus is a Brat
  • which means i can tag this delightfully with
  • Brat Tamer Clodia Pulchra | Lesbia
  • References to Gaius Valerius Catullus' Poetry
  • Carmen 2 (passer deliciae meae puellae)
  • Carmen 3 (Lugete o Veneres Cupidinesque)
  • the amount of work i had to put into ensuring her strap was not going to be anachronistic cannot be understated
  • using my degree for evil (roman elegaicist smut)
  • there's latin in here but i've mostly just put it in hovertext except for one instance which is the translation for the latin

  Summary

  it's lesbia pegs catullus the fic. you know why you're here.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,236

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  43

• I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know my love can be (the killing kind) by captainjackspearow

  Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Miquella/St. Trina (Elden Ring)
  • Godwyn the Golden/Miquella (Elden Ring)
  • Thiollier & St. Trina (Elden Ring)
  • Miquella (Elden Ring)
  • St. Trina (Elden Ring)
  • Formless Mother (Elden Ring)
  • Godwyn the Golden (Elden Ring)
  • Thiollier (Elden Ring)
  • Not Canon Compliant with Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree DLC
  • Fromsoftware You Will Not Berserkify My Man
  • Body Horror
  • Metamorphosis
  • Severing One's Self
  • Implied/Referenced Suicide
  • Rape/Non-con Elements
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Shadow of the Erdtree rewrite
  • Dismemberment
  • Selfcest
  • like his mother before him
  • Additional Warnings in Author's Note
  • Promised Consort Godwyn
  • One-sided Miquella/Mohg Lord of Blood (Elden Ring)
  • Self-Mutilation
  • Melina & Messmer the Impaler are Twins (Elden Ring)

  Summary

  But Destined Death is long locked away, surely, or he’d have given up the ghost somehow long ago, somewhere after waking up in this ceaseless, rancid nightmare. All manner of death washes up somewhere. He’ll become a shade if he must, faded and forgotten.

  Anything other than this, he thinks, soul keening as he is dragged once more under the undertow.

  *

  A rewrite of SotE in which Mohg is not recharacterized from base game and Godwyn takes Radahn's place.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  36,162

  Chapters:

  12/12

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  1,032

• Anti-Clockwise Metamorphosis//[phantasm] by captainjackspearow

  Fandoms: Bloodborne (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  16 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Micolash Host of the Nightmare/Rom the Vacuous Spider
  • Micolash Host of the Nightmare
  • Rom the Vacuous Spider
  • Kos | Kosm (Bloodborne)
  • Byrgenwerth-Typical Unhinged Scholarship
  • Human Rom the Vacuous Spider
  • Rom in Her Vacuous Spider Form Also
  • The Mensis Cage Stays ON During Sex
  • This cannot be described as romantic or platonic it is a horrible rancid third thing known as 'deranged tomfoolery'
  • What If We Were Character Foils Haha Unless
  • Freak Micolash Host of the Nightmare
  • Empty Phantasm Shell (Bloodborne)
  • Inappropriate Use of Empty Phantasm Shell (Bloodborne)
  • by which I mean Empty Phantasm Shelljob
  • call his dick a trick weapon the way it's about to be imbued with 80 Arcane damage in exchange for 3 Quicksilver Bullets for the next minute
  • Frottage
  • Disembodiment
  • unreality
  • this is Micolash so I think he does unfortunately have to be a little bit of a misogynist
  • This is so far past monsterfucking but alienfucking does not have bite to it as a word. this is alienfucking for people who are not cowards
  • Insight (Bloodborne)
  • Micolash Host of the Nightmare-Typical Howling
  • Caryll Runes (Bloodborne)
  • fisting also does not cover this his whole arm is going right in the vacuous spider's mouth

  Summary

  Rom would have told him to stop pawing. This is no longer Rom - this is a wordless thing, base and animalistic and simultaneously sublime and far beyond what he could ever hope to understand. This is not Rom. This is all that's left of Rom.

  (This is all that's left of him, too, and Rom was right - neither of them are human. He is as little a person now as she.)

  *

  Or, Rom and Micolash hook up and have wretched, awful sex in Byrgenwerth, and then Micolash Host of the Nightmare gets off after discovering Rom the Vacuous Spider and it is anything but awful (but still wretched).

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,015

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  58

• At the Mirk and Midnight Hour by captainjackspearow

  Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game), Tam Lin - Anonymous (Song)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  24 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gloam-Eyed Queen/Queen Marika the Eternal (Elden Ring)
  • Gloam-Eyed Queen/Radagon of the Golden Order (Elden Ring)
  • Gloam-Eyed Queen (Elden Ring)
  • Radagon of the Golden Order (Elden Ring)
  • Queen Marika the Eternal (Elden Ring)
  • Alternate Universe - The Ballad Of Tam Lin
  • The Ballad of Tam Lin But Like Without Pregnancy
  • Short One Shot
  • Instead of a baby it's all 'woe janet gender be upon ye'

  Summary

  They say all who pass through the forest of Rauh leave something behind.

  *

  Tam Lin, but make it Marika, Radagon, and the Gloam-Eyed Queen.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  647

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  29

• Sutro Baths Incident Report: 10/17/1989 by captainjackspearow

  Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  21 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Tremere Character(s) (Vampire: The Masquerade)
  • Original Malkavian Character(s) (Vampire: The Masquerade)
  • Vannevar Thomas
  • Society of Leopold Characters (Vampire: The Masquerade)
  • Mentioned Sheriff of San Francisco Nikolai (Vampire: The Masquerade)
  • Mass Embraces (Vampire: The Masquerade
  • Mentioned Luna Demian
  • Loma Prieta Earthquake

  Summary

  Report submitted to Prince Vannevar Thomas regarding the so-called "Sutro Baths Incident" - a mysterious mass embrace that the Society of Leopold beat the Camarilla to the scene on.

  Series

  • Part 2 of CJ's SF by Night

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,047

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  14