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{art} Helping out a friend in need by Yoru118 for Tayushka (taitai_laozu)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Hopefully this fits the prompt in some way...
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08 Jul 2026
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Henry and Hans discuss running away together.
Hans leaned back against the trunk, looking out over the sunlit field. "You do realize I'd lose everything. My name. My lands. My position. I'd be Hans of Nowhere, Master of Naught."
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each time you start, expect to lose your way by Nanashi07
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Apr 2025
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After the noose, something changes.
“Jesus,” Hans says, incredulity finally snapping his control in two, “what has gotten into you?”
Henry’s head jerks back. “What?”
“You!” Hans says, waving his hands as if to encompass all of Henry. “Why are you being so...” Hans clicks his teeth together. The words jumble and flutter in his head: subservient, obedient, coolheaded, patient, forgiving, why did you stick around even when I told you to go?
“Kind,” Hans finally settles on, weakly.
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15 Apr 2026
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beautiful writing and masterful characterization
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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10 Apr 2026
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i love being alive i love having eyes to see to read to experience the world with i love it all
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Someone has left a delicious gift in His Holiness' desk. It's probably not poisoned.
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29 Apr 2025