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    With the invention of phones, the invention of group chats, was, perhaps, all but inevitable.
    This was, arguably, the first.

    Or: The Second Generation are chaotic bastards. Except for Ares and Hephaestus. They're just chaotic. The Second Generation are also very good at enabling each other's first impulses. The constant running commentary and chaotic whims of the peanut gallery will surely have no effect on sweet young Percy Jackson. No effect. None whatsoever.
    Also, Mars and Mercury are here. Who invited them? Seriously though, who invited them, I have no idea how they happened.

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    “And what, exactly, are you trying to determine?”

    Percy considered this question very seriously before responding. “If I’m going to commit a felony. Or move into a decommissioned lighthouse, where I will live at the top. And nobody will know I live there. And there will be a button I can press to launch that lighthouse into the stars should someone get close to my location.” A pause. “Or get ice cream at that 24-hour shop in town. I haven’t decided yet.”

    Dionysus stared at them.

    Not a dramatic divine stare. Just the kind of look a very tired adult gives when a teenager says something so concerning they don’t even know where to begin.

    “....Right.”

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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