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    he ain't heavy (he's my meatbag) by broken-halleluiah

    In the non-hallucinogenic, waking world of "The Sting", Bender takes the helm of the Planet Express ship and struggles to cope with the mortality of meatbags. Even if said "coping" involves stealing an internal organ or two.

    Originally posted on FFN in 2014. Uploaded to AO3 for archival purposes.

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    10 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Lana burst out laughing. "Oh, my God. You'd do it, wouldn't you? You would actually have sex with Cyril to annoy me."

    "Oh my God, Lana, how self-centred can you be? I'm going to have sex with Cyril because you just bet me I wouldn't," Archer's eyes were still alight with amusement. "If I win, I want three weekends consecutively with AJ."

    "I am not going to bet AJ, ever. In any kind of wager, especially not one which involves her father getting rawed in the ass," Lana replied flatly.

    Lana bets Archer would be too chickenshit to sleep with Cyril.

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    27 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Lana Kane in the aftermath of her marriage. Archer's just trying not to get burned.

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    22 Dec 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    “These dreams of mine, the beautiful and haunting ones, they are just your love brought to life in my mind.” -Ariana

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    02 Dec 2019

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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”
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    A collection of oneshots and short arcs in an AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 75% crack, 25% plot. Betcha never read a Stony CACW Fixit fic like this one before!

    !!MAIN PLOT IS COMPLETE!! Anything after Chapter 26 is a Bonus Scene, which will be posted as and when I feel like it.

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    Ch 28 - Special chapter for Tony's birthday (29/5)

    “Where did your clothes go?”

    Steve steeled his jaw with the air of a man about to jump on a grenade. “You see, Pete, when two people, um, love each other very much-”

    “A monster did it. A monster stole our clothes.” Tony added helpfully.
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    15 Jul 2018