20 Works by celestialwarzone

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    One simply goes left when they should go right, on through the heart of the Veil Nebula, slipping between the atoms of supernovas with impossible audacity; or they sneak beneath the layers of galaxies, unseen as dark matter, tug on the right cosmic thread.

    Encounter at Farpoint, reimagined; the end is where we begin, and time is simply love's fool.
    (Written for day two of Qinktober 2024: 'Time Travel'.)

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    ... doubt that the sun doth move; doubt truth to be a liar; but never doubt I love.

     

    The chronicle of cosmic equals - the sun, after all, cannot exist without the moon... and nor does he particularly want to. (Now featuring gnoll-petting, and a spacey and poetic spin on canon. :))

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    Larry thinks quietly, as the South Paldean Sea sparkles in dusk’s fading light, that he is the world’s luckiest man.

    A reflection on marriage, through mathematics.

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    … He was going to Heaven. Crowley (beloved, sweetheart, darling, everything) was going… to Heaven.

    He's only just found him. He can't lose him now.
    (A little snapshot flashfic based off the new trailer. Because the angst potential is absolutely fucking delicious. :D)

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    Four idiots, two couples - the life and times of my two favourite pairs in Paldea, told through the medium of Pokemon TMs.

    (This is a request event! Feel free to drop one on me here: https://www.tumblr.com/celestialholz/711710065056448512/fuck-it-fic-event?source=share)

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    There is little point in wishing for things impossible, when what they have is so profound and beautiful as it stands.
    Wherein Hassel is mute, Brassius is deaf, and their world is full of the most wonderful noise nevertheless.

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    “Explain to me in which reality that was passing the flour.”
    “Can you not see, man, that I’m attempting to craft a masterpiece here?! This is hardly my usual medium, but -”

    Sometimes, all you want to do is show the people you love when you once had nothing how much you appreciate them, particularly on Valentine's Day.
    ... Unfortunately, a quartet of idiots suddenly decide that that must mean baking. Which is mildly less of a challenge for one of them, but for the other three...
    (Valentine's Day fluff for my two favourite couples. Dedicated to the mad and wonderful EphemeralArt Discord.)

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    It’s three in the morning; he’s exhausted, he’s lost, he’s so desperately afraid he can hardly draw his own breath, and so he begins a simple ritual – anything that helps him stay awake and present, anything that will allow him to keep watch.
    It may be night-time, but your sun shall never set, dearest. I’m here.

    Sometimes, when you're alone in the dead of night and running scared, the best thing you can do is revert to type. The teacher, and his checklist.

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    Wherein Larry is the club, Katy is the spade, God still loves a card game, and social awkwardness and croissants may just lead to an excellent forever.

    The companion piece to my Hassius work, 'The Heart and the Diamond.'

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    Wherein Hassel is the heart, Brassius is the diamond, God enjoys card games, and two men might just find a soft and wholesome forever.

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    He has spent his life in yellow-speckled blue, and since Hass, blue-speckled yellow; his best friend has worn reds and blues, embroidered through strung notes, sewn into sweater-vests.
    … It is time, he thinks, that they know themselves: that they recover, together.
    It is time that they become secondary – colours only created after the tests and the trials, the end goal.
    Green, and purple. Oh, they will be magnificent. He’ll make sure of it.

    Wherein Brassius is green, and Hassel is purple, and everything is right in the universe.

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    From death, to birth, and to death once more... told through the medium of Pokemon TMs.

    (Don't worry - you don't need to know anything at all about Pokemon to appreciate every moment of this. ;) Inspired by my recent playthrough of Pokemon Scarlet, this is dedicated to my buddy and pal Kai - a fellow Qcard and Pokemon enthusiast.)

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    Q powers work in mysterious ways; even gentle challenges evolve into personal history lessons, divine imagery and all.

    (Based on Lucifer and Morpheus' beautiful duel during episode four of The Sandman.)

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    Q had been mortal, once.
    He'd been scared of thunderstorms, once.
    Now, he's neither. But he IS married, and he'd quite like to keep it that way.

    (Written as a companion piece to the wonderful essence_stealer's 'When I Lose Myself I Think Of You', which you'll want to read first, and as an old prompt fill for 'Thunder!Q and Lightning!Picard.')

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    As the title implies, quick little Qcard drabbles based on each episode of Picard series two. Cross-posted here from Tumblr, where thesadchicken and I have a little event going on for the season, in case y'all prefer to not deal with Tumblr. (Honestly, mood if so.)

    **(Work complete! I did skip 2.9, but I was busy that week and 2.10 made me too angry to go back, so... BUT THE 2.10 FIX FROM TUMBLR IS NOW HERE.)

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    Jean-Luc Picard, eighty years of age, had had a lifetime of Starfleet: the academic and the practical, studies and starships, command and helm, ready room aquariums, diplomacy and dashes of ruthlessness; the fates of galaxies in his hands alone weekly… and never had he been so certain that he knew nothing at all.

    Humans aren't made androids; a thousand light-years from home, Jean-Luc Picard fully acknowledges why. If only there was someone who could offer him some clarity... or perhaps a hard reboot...
    (Written for the Tumblr 'Mon Capitaine, He's Back!' event.)

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    In the grand scheme of things, when one considers its owners, the modern house that occupies a suspiciously quiet hillside of the densely populated city really isn’t overly impressive... but, then, that's never been the point.

    It's difficult, when one's spent their entire life as a deeply principled mortal, to consider the possibilities of being anything else; two centuries into forever, a former captain begins to wonder if he can ever be truly happy as a being so very far from human.

    (My [exceedingly late and somewhat eccentric] entry into the Qcard Big Bang 2019, wherein the author attempts to answer our little corner of the internet's eternal dilemma: just how do we merge the humanity of Jean-Luc with the capacities and lifespan of the Q?)

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    “Q, I don’t know you,” Picard began, and the man choked out the bitterest laugh he’d ever had the displeasure of hearing.

     

     

     

      
     “Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure – I’ve been contemplating this for nineteen thousand years, and you’re the first one to ever figure it out. In a race of omniscient entities, that’s fairly damned impressive.”

     
    On a regular mission throughout the outer reaches of the Alpha quadrant, the crew of the Enterprise come across the most astonishing being they've ever encountered - but he's really not in the mood to bedazzle them, nor has he been for countless generations. In fact, he's not particularly in the mood to exist at all.

    (Alternate Universe wherein everything is functionally identical, but Q never encountered Starfleet in any form. Slow burn Qcard.)

    UPDATED, FINALLY. <3

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    It's blue, because of course it smegging is.

    An introspective Rimmer contemplates life through the medium of poorly-made jewellery.

    (Written to celebrate the doubtless delight that will be series XII. Rimmer/Lister established.)

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    "But sometimes, mon dieu, all a man wants is a glorified sandwich and a caffeine boost in the snow, in the most beautiful city in all of creation, with good company, a warm overcoat and a classy soundtrack that his ears are biologically configured to understand; sometimes, humans simply need to be."

     






    A Captain and a God walk into a café, and roll the dice on the games of life, love and immortality.




     






    Or, alternatively: 'The One where Picard and Q wind each other up until it all becomes a bit more serious, although it's never quite THAT serious, because that's not how the author rolls.'




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