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Alex snorts and shakes his head. “Bullshit. Ok, I can’t know for sure since this is the first time we’re actually witnessing Tyrannosaurus behaviour, but I can just tell, you know?” he says with an emphatic gesture. “What they’re doing has all the hallmarks of mating behaviour. I’m certain that if we gave them an egg, they’d raise it together.”
“So, what you’re telling me is that my family has unwittingly created a lesbian dinosaur utopia.”
“I mean… yeah, you could certainly put it that way,” Alex allows.
Henry laughs, practically giddy. “I think that may be the best thing I’ve heard all year.”
(After spending too many years writing internal memos, Henry's looking forward to his new assignment: writing educational materials for an unprecedented theme park that promises to change the world. He's also not complaining about the fact that he'll have to work in close proximity to the park's scorching hot chief paleontologist, Dr. Alex Claremont-Diaz. After a rocky start, they find common ground and a successful partnership in helping protect the park's residents—until an unexpected tropical storm and a security shutdown leaves them fighting for their lives.)
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If he’s honest, he should have known a hundred times before this. There’s no reason why this revelation should be happening now, and frankly, it’s damned inconvenient.
But then again, there’s probably no convenient time to realize how fucking head over heels in love you are with your best friend, just because he called you husband in the middle of a fucking job.
(Or, Bronco has some big fucking feelings about the first time Sid calls him “husband.” And every time after that, too.)
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Still, Henry shakes his head and teases, “Whatever will you do without all those figure skaters and their short skirts around?”
“Fuck off, asshole!” Alex huffs with a laugh, shoving him hard in the shoulder, only to hook his arm around Henry’s neck and drag him closer. “Only thing I need for my Olympic experience is four gold medals. Besides, I got you to bug the shit out of. What more do I need?”
(Henry isn't expecting much out of his third Olympics—still climbing up the world ranks after an injury, he's not in the medal conversation, no matter how much his best friend and chief competitor, Alex Claremont-Diaz, might insist otherwise. After all, Alex is far and away the gold medal favourite, ranked first in the world and damn near uncatchable on a piste lately. Between that and the fact that they're hundreds of kilometres away from most of the other Olympic venues, he expects the games to be relatively quiet. Low key. Downright unremarkable.
He couldn't be more wrong.)
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Napoleon likes to think he’d have rescued Illya Kuryakin even if he wasn’t his soulmate, but he’ll never know for sure. What he knows is that after he dragged Illya out of the harbor, he vowed never to let it show again. Having a soulmate was a serious liability, and even moreso in this business. That vow was only solidified when it became clear that he wasn’t Illya’s soulmate—the bastard hadn’t flinched when Rudi had been lighting up Napoleon like a Christmas tree. So obviously, Napoleon was taking this little secret to the grave.
(Napoleon and Illya have spent two years keeping the truth that they are soulmates a secret from everyone—including each other. But when Illya gets captured, that information suddenly becomes mission critical.)
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He doesn’t go more than ten feet before the glint becomes more solid, and finally resolves into, yes, a mailbox. Thank fuck. There are letters on the side that he can’t quite make out until he gets closer.
A name: FOX.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Alex shouts into the white void. The snow muffles most of the sound. Of all the fucking people.
(After an ill-advised attempt to get off the mountain before a snow storm hits, Alex finds himself stuck for god knows how long sharing the too-large house of his least favorite neighbor. Good thing there are lots of bedrooms, so at least he can stay far away from Henry Fox. Right?)
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The End of the End (We Live Again) by chamel for darwinsfinches
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
21 Nov 2025
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It’s not that he’s not thrilled for his best friend, or doesn’t want to be part of his big day. Henry wouldn’t miss Pez’s wedding for the world, and it’s going to be a wonderful day. But these days, weddings mostly serve to remind Henry of how far away something like that is for him. He hasn’t had a serious boyfriend in years, and he’s not getting any younger.
It’s fine. It’s just one day, after all. He just has to focus on Pez, on being happy for him and Liam, and he’ll make it through.
(After traveling to Texas for his best friend's wedding, Henry makes some questionable decisions, meets a gorgeous and intriguing stranger, and ends up kissing said stranger beneath the starlit sky. It's not a bad day. But maybe not the one he intended to spend the rest of eternity in.)
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As if he could ever forget Barbados. The circumstances necessitated a very specific type of cover—the only time Napoleon and Illya had been asked to fake being in a romantic relationship. It had come near the end of UNCLE’s run, which was probably a good thing, even though ultimately it hadn’t actually required much of them. A few casual yet affectionate touches in public, standing close together, some lingering looks. Not that different than how they usually behaved around each other, which, no, he wasn’t going to think too hard about. It had been easy to fall into that mindset, and Napoleon had worried that his careful mask had slipped enough for Illya to glimpse the too-real feelings beneath.
But then, not even a month later, UNCLE had disbanded and it was a moot point. He was never going to see Illya again. Except now he’s staring up at his former partner, being asked to pretend he’s in love again.
(Ten years after UNCLE was disbanded, Illya asks Napoleon with help with a mission that will test their partnership and blur the lines between what is a cover and what's real.)
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verisimilitude by chamel for firenati0n
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Sep 2025
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At his position on the periphery of the funeral, Alex scowls as he unconsciously twists the signet ring around his pinky. Henry wouldn’t have wanted all this. The fake burial. The pomp and circumstance. Certainly wouldn’t have wanted his grandmother making a speech about his service and calling his death the ultimate sacrifice for his country. It’s all bullshit, anyway. Henry didn’t die for freedom, or patriotism, or even to keep his homeland safe.
Henry died saving Alex’s life, and Alex will carry that scar on his heart for the rest of his life, along with the ring that was the only thing that was left of his partner.
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- Part 11 of RWRB Ficlets
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The past couple of days have been a kind of personal hell for Illya, and that was before he was facing the prospect of having to kiss his least favorite coworker.
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- Part 7 of TMFU Ficlets
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He presses a trail of kisses to Alex’s neck and says, “Ἔρος δηὖτέ μ' ὀ λυσιμέλης δόνει, γλυκύπικρον ἀμάχανον ὄρπετον. That one’s Sappho.”
“Ooh, is it a dirty one?” Alex teases, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
Henry chuckles into the crook of Alex’s neck. “Not exactly.”
“You’re really not going to tell me what they mean?” Alex asks. He sounds a little annoyed, but Henry would rather die than translate them, actually.
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- Part 10 of RWRB Ficlets
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When he turns, the mystery man is standing there with two glasses of champagne and a strange, fond look on his face.
“There now, it’s just another year, Mobius. Nothing so dire,” he says as he hands Mobius a glass.
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- Part 5 of Lokius Ficlets
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Over the last few months, though, Illya has become uncomfortably aware of a certain tendency in himself that he did not expect, and which occasionally rears its ugly head at inopportune moments. And it is simply this:
He doesn’t like to share.
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- Part 6 of TMFU Ficlets
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Alex looks up into the face of the man whose god-like form had distracted him and possibly given him a sexuality crisis to go with his sprained ankle, and finds Henry, his coffee shop nemesis, staring back at him with concern etching his brow.
What the fuck.
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- Part 9 of RWRB Ficlets
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wedding bell blues by chamel for miharaikko
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
24 Sep 2025
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Five years of finding himself. Five years of discovery. Five years of falling in love with his best friend.
And now, Alex is about to go stand in Westminster Abbey, wearing his best suit and a fake press smile, and watch Henry walk down the aisle to marry someone else.
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- Part 8 of RWRB Ficlets
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It’s Illya’s constant refrain, his response to every request given to him by a commanding officer since he joined the KGB. Infiltrate this organization? No problem. Kill this man? No problem. Steal that document? No problem. Endure torture to protect the State? No problem. Collaborate with a man who should be your enemy? No problem. Subsume every part of your true self under the veneer of the perfect agent?
No problem.
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- Part 5 of TMFU Ficlets
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The igloos aren’t heated—you get hot water bottles and warm blankets, and most people snuggle up with someone else. Alex, as a single passenger, is slated to spend the night alone in his. Or maybe not, if things go well.
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- Part 7 of RWRB Ficlets
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It’s mostly upsetting because they don’t fight much anymore.
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- Part 6 of RWRB Ficlets
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from here i can touch the stars by chamel for Dawg1515
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
21 Sep 2025
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They say there’s no such thing as a routine space walk, and yet Henry had been lulled into thinking of it as such.
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- Part 5 of RWRB Ficlets
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it's all fun and games (until someone gets hurt) by chamel for prismatix
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
22 Sep 2025
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It takes them too long to find him. Long enough that Napoleon starts to lose hope that they ever will.
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- Part 4 of TMFU Ficlets
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He’d broken off with a weird sound that was somewhere between a cough and a snort, and Mobius had thought—oh no. They’ve been poisoned.
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- Part 4 of Lokius Ficlets