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    If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.

    Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.

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    27 May 2026

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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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    27 May 2026

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    It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated.

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    24 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    "During one dip in particular, Crowley noticed something had changed. There was something different in the way Aziraphale’s hand supported his back, something new and dark about Aziraphale’s eyes. Aziraphale held Crowley there a moment longer than usual. He licked his lips and let his eyes trail down the exposed skin on Crowley’s torso. He’d wanted to kiss Crowley hard, before, when he’d had him against the wall, wanted to rip the buttons open, and...well, he’d had to stop his mind from going further than that."

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    24 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    In a cottage in the South Downs, Crowley and Aziraphale are enjoying their retirement. But though they are now partners in a romantic sense as well, the angel finds that he has an itch. An itch that he's been ignoring for a long time but which has reared its head again.
    Now that he's finally allowed to touch those lovely locks, of course Crowley has short hair and Aziraphale can't help his yearning for more. He can't tell Crowley, though, because what business has he to dictate how his beloved demon should look?

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    24 Feb 2025