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    Shane's texts to Lily leak. It looks bad... because Shane is biphobic?? Different texts leak, and Ilya is a kind, supportive ally?? Is it opposite day?

    Shane Hollander is getting dragged to the 7th circle of closeted gay hell by Twitter.
    Ilya Rozanov has strong feelings about shipping.
    Hayden Pike is confused why everyone suddenly thinks he’s whiny.

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    OR Ilya ragebaits his boyfriend and Hayden Pike via leaked texts and somehow ends up looking like the good guy online.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.

    As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.

     

    OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is

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    16 Jun 2026

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Ilya's smile is soft but teasing, and Shane feels his ears heat up. "We don't have to go right now. I just thought it would be fun to do. Together. Like a date."

    Oh.

    OH.

    "A date?" Shane's voice shakes a bit, like he's nervous. Which is absurd. He's not nervous at the thought of scheduling a date with his husband. Thank you very much. He's just—he's just not sure when they can get around to doing it, since they're really shooting for the cup this year with the Cens. And then they have the camps in the summer. Plus time to go to the cottage.

    "Yes, husband. A date. I would like to take you out on a date. To the zoo." Ilya's eyes are swimming with mischief and humour.

    Shane eyes him wearily. "Why?" It seems kind of strange, if Shane is being honest, that Ilya is insistent on the zoo date.

    "Why what?"

    "Why the zoo?"

    "Ah, David said you liked the zoo. I wanted to do something you like."

    (Or, Alternatively, hollanov zoo date featuring lots of animal facts, cuteness aggression, smitten Ilya and smitten Shane, and so much fluff.)

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Ugh, God he’s so cute. He doesn’t even know it and even worse, he’s not even trying to be. He’s not even doing anything, but Ilya just wants to pounce on him. He just wants to sit on his lap, kiss his face and bite him. Not enough to hurt him but he’s just so fucking cute, it’s almost overwhelming for him to think about. Everything he does is just so fucking cute.

     

    Short fluff piece where Ilya struggles with his cuteness aggression toward Shane

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    16 Jun 2026