6 Works by chipofftheoldblock
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We're All in the Gutter, but Some of Us Are Looking at the Stars by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2019
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‘I’m sorry, sir,’ he said, and Maria looked a little appeased, though now she was gesturing for him to get off stage. And then he smiled real big and wide and sincere and said, ‘Guess I’m just real fuckin’ tired of everyone treating me like an idiot. To answer your question, ain’t a lot I really miss. Polio was pretty fuckin’ awful, and so was the food, and the racism and homophobia and hatred so many folks had for one another for dumb-as-shit differences was so goddamn stupid -’
Maria was suddenly on stage beside him, pulling his microphone away and grabbing his arm with a steel grip. Steve just leaned over to Nat’s mic with a shit-eating grin on his face and said, ‘Thank you so much for your time.’
Steve's tired of the world treating him like he doesn't know a damn thing about the future. Bucky's tired of not knowing a damn thing about the past.
They meet somewhere in the middle.
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Wade had the most beautiful mind of anyone he'd ever known, Cable thought. It was just a shame that it was attached to his personality.
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Cable learns to deal with the hot mess that is Wade Wilson.
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A Promise and A Secret by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
13 Jun 2017
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“I was just thinking – it might be a bit of a shock for everyone else. I mean – imagine having to tell the League that Batman and Superman are – whatever this is.” Clark snorted. “I think we should keep things to ourselves until we work this out properly.”
All Clark and Bruce want to do is keep their relationship a secret. Unfortunately, there are more people snooping around in their lives than they’d like.
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- Part 2 of Like Real People Do
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Sunlight and Cicadas by chipofftheoldblock for xweapon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
31 Mar 2017
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5 times Clark Kent loved Bruce Wayne, and 1 time Bruce loved him back.
As told through the changing state of Clark's stomach, which is not as weird as it sounds.
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- Part 1 of Like Real People Do
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Comfortably Numb by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: DC Cinematic Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
17 Mar 2017
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Clark tried really hard to throw the flowers out all morning, he really did, but then he could hear his mother's voice in his head telling him not to be ungrateful for a gift and that they were probably really expensive and Mr Wayne had obviously gone to some effort for him, and so they stayed on the corner of his desk all day as a mark of shame for Lois to giggle at.
Clark just wants to write a story about Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has other ideas.
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No. This was all so wrong. He was meant to meet a realtor and view the apartment and sign the lease and go. Done. Easy.
Unfortunately, he’d ended up with the most attractive realtor in the entire damn city. Holy shit. This guy should be selling underwear, not houses.
In which Cas is renting an apartment, and Dean is the attractive realtor showing him places.