chronocontract



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,725
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    529
    Kudos:
    3,083
    Bookmarks:
    924
    Hits:
    58,019

    05 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A far more logical approach to how the Might of Lilith could have been disengaged, with a side of RadioApple/AppleRadio.

    In short, Alastor is not overly impressed with the people he surrounds himself with.

     

    Alternative title: I'm Surrounded By Idiots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    977
    Bookmarks:
    261
    Hits:
    6,055

    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lilith was finally returning to Hell and Charlie had big plans to get her parents back together. It would be super romantic, since her mom had chosen Valentine's Day, the most romantic holiday, so surely she wanted that, too! And her dad has been longing for her for so long ... Charlie is sure it would be a huge success and all of Hell would celebrate the return of the royal couple! However, unknown to her, Lucifer had finally found his soulmate and was not letting go. Not that his soulmate had any such inclinations, either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    900
    Bookmarks:
    204
    Hits:
    8,138

    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.

    Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,102
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    485
    Kudos:
    2,689
    Bookmarks:
    878
    Hits:
    45,328

    03 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

    Words:
    18,535
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    46

    31 May 2026