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    Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.

    Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away

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    29 Jun 2026

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    He blacks out, or something, because the next thing Varric knows he’s at his desk with Bran standing over him
    with a pinched look on his face.
    “I got a kid.”
    Bran’s face somehow pinches further. “Like, from a store?”
    Varric whacks his head against his desk.

    in which varric's saddled with a kid, and hawke tries not to get too attached

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    19 Jun 2026

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    An army of orcs descend upon the Firien Wood in Gondor soon after the ring has been cast into Mordor. An unfortunate battle leaves Gimli captured, lost in unfamiliar trees—yet he is not alone.

    Reluctantly teamed up with King Thranduil, the currently injured dwarf-hater, Gimli must make the difficult decision to help him. After all, the enemy of my enemy is the father of the elf I'm helplessly in love with—right?

    (now with an added epilogue!)

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    02 Apr 2026

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    In which 'Adaar' is totally not a desire demon from the Fade, because Haven is a camp filled with Templars.

    Also morals and mortals are both confusing, and he would really just like to go home now please.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Where’s Hawke?” The dwarf walked up to Alaslan, an angry look in his eyes. His giant crossbow did not look friendly.
    “Who?” asked Lan, at the exact same time as Cassandra asked “That is the elf from Kirkwall?”
    She had bared her blade once more, although she seemed to hesitate whether to use it on Lan or on the dwarf.
    “What did I do, now?” asked Lan, genuinely curious.
    “He said his name was Alaslan,” said Cassandra.
    Nervous, Lan tucked his hair behind his ears, freeing his eyesight.
    The dwarf stopped, squinting. “What is this? Some kind of trick?”
    Lan raised his hands. “Is there an answer that doesn’t get me an arrow in the chest?”

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    It seems the Herald of Andraste looks a lot like Fenris, down to the lyrium tattooed into his skin. The problem is that Alaslan Lavellan has no idea who Fenris is. His own memories start three years before the Conclave, in a Dalish clan.

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    28 Jan 2026