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Never Meant to Know by clownetiquette
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Banana Bus Squad, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Oct 2024
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An average morning on the Purge SMP. Smitty wakes up early and thinks a little too much.
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He stares at a sky gone grey. He wanders the memories of bitter regret. He sits in the clouds that took it all away.
Grian watches a colourless sky turn red before his very eyes.
He hates this.
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Grian sits in the sky, thinking about who he had lost. How he had lost them. Little did he know that he was just like them.
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I wrote this after getting the idea randomly and sending it to a Discord GC who totally enjoyed and loved the angst :3 [ONESHOT]
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"He had slammed hard onto a pressure plate. A hiss sounded from beneath him, a sound he knew as dynamite being lit.
Boom.
Death stared him in the face, and he stared back. Death blinked before the mortal. Death lost."
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Skip being pushed down the temple hole by Dan in a really dramatic way :3 (and yes this is No Name SMP)
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A Bond That Paralyses by clownetiquette
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), TSFTLT (Minecraft)
30 Dec 2023
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"One month.." He mutters to himself, slightly bitter in his tone. "One month since.. wow." He continues to mumble to himself. The boy's aura was laced with sourness, unlike the fresh and lively green of his garments.
"I wish I could've done more to save them."
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It's been a month since the totem was retrieved, and a month since something that Parrot wishes he could forget. -
russian roulette is not the same without a gun // he can't read my poker face by clownetiquette
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
08 Jul 2023
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"Fellas, what about a game of Russian Roulette?" Ash's voice glitched slightly as he spoke, and where was that music coming from? "You- you can't be serious! Someone would die!" Rek stammered, finally deciding to step in. Then, the final one to not speak said something clear as day.
"Exactly. And that's why we're doing it." Branzy clearly called the words out to everyone. It was bold, especially for him. But someone had to say it. And that someone was him. "Now, who has the weapon?"
Or: Gambling with a few Lifestealers gets a bit hectic and they get to playing Russian Roulette ;)
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In Branzy's mind, there's that image again: Rasplin, engulfed in flames, still as if watching, and the burn scar in the linoleum floor he skirted around for days.
Parrot's fist, about to make contact with his face.
The red ink on the double doors.But Clown just laughs, in that same hollow way he had talked about vengeance and justice.
"Oh Branzy, you don't have a choice in this!"
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- Part 3 of coup de grâce
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"What do you MEAN we accidentally prevented the Black Plague?" by KingdomKey
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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Midmysticx: This may come to a shock to you, but I’m pretty sure none of us are in a world where ANY nukes dropped
YeahJaron: I had to deal with a slime creature that was made of radioactive sludge but there hasn’t been a full on nuke dropping
MinuteTech: I’m not even going to comment on that, but yeah I literally stopped a nuke launching two days ago.
BaconWaffles: HUH?
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Phones are dropped right in front of them, and now they have to deal with interacting with people from different universes.
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- Part 1 of Book Genre AU
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“Queen Anne’s Lace. Your favorite flower.”
Rekrap can’t breathe.(In other words, Which is more deadly; The paranoia in thinking a plant is poison, or the actual poison itself?)
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- Part 1 of Considerations for the Curious few
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25 Apr 2024
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Branzy, a spy who likes to work on the sidelines staying away from confrontation, is forced to work with a blood lusting killer clown to stop an underground mafia. Is Branzy scared? yes. Is clown excited to be able to kill without consequence? also yes.
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19 Apr 2024
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My name is Failboat. My friends call me Daniel or Dan for short. I recently found my journal i had during my time in the outbreak. I thought it’d be nice to share.
AU BY @Avienzomilkbag ON TWITTER
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- Part 1 of No Name apocalypse au/JOAGSM series
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14 Apr 2024