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The Scientist's Lament by Agapostemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Sep 2023
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Following Al's restoration, the Truth sends the Elric Brothers to another universe with zero information. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Book 6, Brotherhood.
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- 53/53
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23 Jul 2024
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State of You by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
25 Sep 2023
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Divine dragon Xie Lian has lived centuries as a scavenger, scraping through life by wandering the realms searching for a thing he dare not hope for.
Horrible luck haunts his steps, and heartache has long since faded into acceptance.
And yet, when another near-fatal wound drags him close to death, has that luck turned around in the shape of a human named San Lang? Long buried instincts start to rise to the surface, but it doesn’t matter. San Lang is already in the service of another dragon: a mysterious, powerful being named Hua Cheng. At least, Xie Lian thinks so...
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- Part 1 of Here Be Dragons
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- English
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- 61,413
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- 10/10
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30 Jun 2024
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A Surprise Proliferation of Hua Chengs by stammiviktor
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Apr 2024
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When Xie Lian woke up that morning, he found five of his husband in their kitchen.
“What,” he said. “What.”
“Ah, gege is awake.”
In unison, the four other forms exclaimed, "Gege?!”
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28 Jun 2024
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Xianle Royal Wedding Customs by Nastya_M_Steel
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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“Gege, want to get married?”
Xie Lian blinks in honest confusion. “... We already are, though?”
Hua Cheng stops breathing for several seconds. “-huh?! When-”
“After the whole thing at Banyue Pass,” Xie Lian explains, calm as can be, like he didn't just turn Hua Cheng's world upside down. “It is a little unusual that only I have a wedding ring, but it was harder to customize one for you than I thought and then we kept getting distracted -” Xie Lian has a distinct realization. “- and you didn't know.”
“I did not.”In which it's customary for Xianle royalty to exchange diamond rings at their wedding.
Somehow, Hua Cheng is the last to find out. (This is likely because Xie Lian has entirely forgotten this isn't common knowledge.)Bookmarked by cluelesscreature
28 Jun 2024
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Heaven Official’s Condemnation by FullMoonAlchemist
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
12 Mar 2025
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Mortals rise to become gods; when they fall, they become ghosts.
But what happens when a god meets a mortal death—and willingly walks the path to hell?The gods may be powerful, but before the laws of existence, they are mere children. Jun Wu thought he could defy these laws, sealing away Xie Lian’s mortality and spiritual powers. But one truth remains unshaken: you can wield power as a mortal, but you cannot be immortal without it. Now, Xie Lian lingers between life and death—one wooden stake away from tipping either way.
Alone with nothing but his thoughts, he dwells on all he has lost. But mostly, he thinks of—
(Or: Xie Lian falls in love and accidentally becomes a Calamity?!)
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Mind in Madness, Heart in Peace by mrcformoso
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
19 Feb 2025
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The Martial God of Death, Hua Cheng, ascended with little to no memory of his mortal life before godhood. What he did know was that he did it for…Someone. Someone so beloved and so ingrained in his heart that, even when he had lost all memory, he remembered he needed to look for them. Even without knowing who they were.
With his mission in mind, he made an agreement with Heaven to allow him to stay in the mortal realm to look for that Someone.
Except…he seems to have caught the eye of The Scourge of Heaven, the Lord of the Ghost City, and The Mad Calamity: Fangxin, the Crimson Sword Deathly Flower.
Or: A HuaLian Reverse!AU resulting from a very specific canon divergence point.
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- Part 1 of Mind in Madness, Heart in Peace
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Midnight Blooms Peerless Flowers by alicecrow6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2024
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Shen Yuan is transmigrated into Shen Jiu’s Shizun.
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- Part 1 of MBPF
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Love and Fate (Echo from Your Lungs) by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2025
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Learning who Shen Qingqiu loves and just what he was willing to sacrifice for those he cares about changes everything for three key members of Qiong Cang Sect.
Shen Qingqiu is doing his best to ensure that his beloved Binghe is prepared to enter the Endless Abyss and will come back to a family who loves him. He doesn’t dare hope for more.
Luo Binghe loves Shen Yuan beyond reason, and would do anything to make sure the man of his dreams has everything he wants. If he has his A-Yuan, and his A-Yuan is happy, then he would have nothing to complain about.
Forced to confront his own feelings after a run in with another universe’s Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge throws away his pride to dedicate himself to the man who saved his life and holds his heart. If his dearest shixiong would throw himself over a cliff to protect the disciple he loves, Liu Qingge would not let him fall alone.
(AKA the Bingliushen direct sequel to “Can’t We Just Skip to the End?” You do not have to read “Don’t You Know (That I’m Yours)” or any of the related extras to understand this.)
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- Part 7 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
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A Voice You Hear With Your Heart by sacred_chord
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2023
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Shen Qingqiu marries a dead man.
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(JiuYuan Ghost/Cultivator AU. NaNoWriMo 2023)
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- 16/16
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15 Mar 2024
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black cat in the white moonlight by Azzandra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2023
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A few weeks after the qi deviation that results in Shen Qingqiu losing his memories, Yue Qingyuan finds a little kitten in the rain.
These facts are related.
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12 Mar 2024
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While the rest of us settle for skeletons by Azzandra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2023
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Shen Jiu loses his memories while out on a mission, and gets himself adopted into a minor sect in some obscure countryside.
Five years pass before his fellow Peak Lords find him again.
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second-hand alibis by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Dec 2024
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“All right. I’m in Proud Immortal Demon Way," he says, once he's had a chance to compose himself again. He sits back up, tossing his stupidly long hair back over his shoulders where it belongs; he is totally calm and ready to grill the System for more information. "Who am I supposed to be?"
Please please please don't let it be someone who Bingge violently murders.
Though given the fact that he's a man in PIDW, his chances are already skewed, and not in his favor. Ugh.
[Bound Role: Shen Yuan, Rogue Cultivator. Weapon: the sword Heng Li. Starting B-points: 100.]
or: Shen Yuan transmigrates as a rogue cultivator, one completely unconnected to any canon characters or events. Right, System? Right?
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- Part 3 of local author vs. the amnesia trope
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We Are Not Wise by Boomchick, Suzoomie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2023
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When Shen Qingqiu drew Shen Yuan’s soul sword, it felt like being burned from the inside out. The fire wasn’t cruel, but it was still fire—hot and destructive, searing the softest pieces of him.When Binghe’s fingers touch the hilt, he is ready for pain.
Transmigrated into a version of Proud Immortal Demon Way where cultivators manifest their own souls into spiritual weapons, Shen Yuan finds himself sort of kind of…accidentally blackmailing Shen Qingqiu into taking him on as a disciple before Luo Binghe joins the sect.
That should give Shen Yuan plenty of opportunities to make sure nothing goes wrong for his favorite protagonist, right? RIGHT!?
A story of twists, turns, hope, despair, and soul swords. Written for the Bingqiu Reverse Minibang 2023, illustrated and conceptualized by the incredible Suzu!
Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian by Bublick available!
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The SOLDIER General's Self Saving Shizun by esama
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Nov 2023
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In which instead of waking up in the Sun and Moon Dew Flower body Shen Qingqiu transmigrates to another world.
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At Night I Rose and Fell by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2023
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“I swear on my life I am not here to hurt you,” came the voice again.
Silence.
Xie Lian slowly poked his small ferret head out of the leaf pile.
“Why are you giving me free eggs?” he asked suspiciously, one of the leaves now balanced on his head like a bamboo hat.
It is forbidden to ask what a person turns into at night.
By day, they remain human. When the sun sets: an animal form, unique to each person. Day and night are separate worlds and separate lives. It is the greatest, most unbreakable taboo to know a person’s nightform. And even more dangerous for Xie Lian, as he is cursed.
But one night in the forest, he meets a fox. A very powerful fox, who seems hell bent on protecting him at all costs. And the very next day, he meets a man calling himself San Lang.
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- 11/11
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07 Nov 2023
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oleander leaves by olivers_box_of_raisins
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2022
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The ghost looked up and locked his gaze with Xie Lian’s through the mask—a rarity, for his usually servile nature. “I didn’t lie, Your Highness. I have a beloved still in this world. I cannot leave while they still exist.”
That familiar flicker of irritation flared in his gut, but it couldn’t seem to find any kindling. It died quickly, leaving only empty confusion. “So why do you stay with me?”
“Does Your Highness find it so difficult to believe that you are still worthy of followers?”
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- Part 1 of oliver's xie lian week 2022
- Part 2 of the faithful shadow in your burning glow
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- English
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- 1/1
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01 Nov 2023
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That's what I call love by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2023
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“What is Gege looking for in a spouse?” San Lang was clearly in a teasing mood. It was no use being flustered. Xie Lian’s only option was to play along.
“They’d have to be kind.” He started thoughtfully. “And they couldn’t be too particular, I lead a pretty simple life and I can’t imagine that changing very much, even after I get married…. Oh! And they’d have to get along with my kids.”
San Lang abruptly started coughing. “Gege has kids?” He choked out.
Banyue and Pei Xiu find Xie Lian before he can leave them in the desert. All of a sudden, Xie Lian is a single father of two.
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- English
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- 39,205
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- 5/5
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26 Oct 2023
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allegory by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
22 Oct 2022
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Edward Elric went through the Gate on five separate occasions, and managed to claw his way back to the Material Realm each time. He saw Truth. He came back with more in his soul and hands that crackled with alchemy. But there are consequences for stepping into Truth’s Domain so many times.
Edward Elric has seen the Truth… and this time It came back with him.
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In which Ed and friends find out the consequences of seeing Beyond the Gate so many times, and dimensions start to bleed together.
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- Part 3 of you, me, and god makes three
- Language:
- English
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- 22,870
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- 6/6
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11 Feb 2023
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Orochimaru took a walk and somehow managed to launch himself into space.
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- 12/?
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02 Feb 2023
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That's NOT A REAL TROPE you Hack Author! by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2022
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Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!
So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!
It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???
Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!
A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!
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- 126,589
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- 32/32
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Bookmarked by cluelesscreature
16 Jan 2023
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I crave a fanfiction of this fanfiction aaaaaaa