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    “Are you for fucking real Dynamight?!”

    ‘Red Riot’ –which was a stupid name for a villain if you asked Katsuki– grunted as rubble reigned down, crumbling concrete clinking off the back of his thick red brick of a head.

    “Oh, bite me!” Katsuki snapped back, teeth bared as he yanked desperately at a trapped gauntlet. He thrashed, grunting and panting to try and free his arm, “shitty ass fucking ARGHH–” he tossed his head back to bellow his anger, leg stuck god knows where and toes already threatening to go numb. They seemed to be mostly upright, though.

    “Sure, ‘cause throwing a tantrum right now is gonna solve everything,” Riot huffed, hardening fading away from half his face first as he bared his teeth in a strained grimace, “goddamn crybaby–”

    “Fuck you, shut up, fuck you!” Katsuki snapped over him, arching his back in an attempt to wriggle something, anything, free.

    “You fucked us both just fine, hero– will you stop wriggling on my dick?!”

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.

    Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Collection of smutty one-shots that I'm writing for my own rendition of kinktober! Publishing on my tumblr and here. Will update w/chapters as soon as they come out.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Reiju only wanted to celebrate her brother’s new cookbook. Zeff only wanted a quiet night. Nine people showed up to the Baratie claiming to be Sanji’s significant other. And Sanji himself? Still convinced it’s just a friends’ night out.

     

    (Or: the one where Sanji accidentally collects nine lovers without realizing it, and Zeff nearly has a heart attack.)


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    29 Mar 2026

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    He bowed, deep and respectful at the waist. This he could do. Perhaps he could salvage the situation.

    ‘Jiang Wanyin, it is an honour to meet you.’

    When Xichen straightened up, pleased with himself, the boy was staring at him. His eyes were wide like saucers in his beautiful, innocent face. He indeed had gorgeous eyes. Then, even better, Lan Xichen watched as a flush crept across his face. It was almost as deep as his purple robes.

    His uncle made a choking noise beside him.

    ‘Lan Xichen!’ he hissed. ‘The Sect leaders!’

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    Zewu-Jun presents as an Omega.

    It changes things.

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    20 Dec 2025