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Landslide by lazyserendipity
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jun 2023
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Kakyoin felt like he had been electrocuted. He opened and closed his mouth for several seconds before he managed to summon words. “A baby? The important mission is to babysit? While there’s a murderer running around?”
“Babysitting implies a short-term job consisting of only a few hours. You’ll be more like a nanny. This will be long-term, and you’ll live with them.”
Kakyoin scoffed. “This is an insult!”
The director looked vaguely annoyed. “I have no doubt that this may be one of the hardest missions you have ever had.”
“Look, I get that she's a stand user, but how is looking after a baby my hardest mission yet?”
“Because the invisible baby is just the tip of the iceberg. You will also be looking after Dr. Kujo’s daughter.”
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Another murderer is terrorizing Morioh, and Kakyoin is assigned by the Speedwagon Foundation to watch over and protect the children of the two men responsible for sending him home from Egypt. After holding a grudge for over a decade, he must learn to get along with Jotaro and Mr. Joestar again.
That is, if he can survive looking after Jolyne and Shizuka.
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16 Apr 2026
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what is mydei (a bunny hybrid) to do when his oldest once-friend phainon (a wolf hybrid) put a choker on him claiming him as his own meal?
.. What do you mean it's not about making him his meal?
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14 Mar 2026
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Mydei’s Accidental Guide to Parenthood by FourNineSix
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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“Long story short, Mydei’s messing with a DILF.”
Titans strike him down now.
Or, Mydei shouldn't have asked for a job to randomly appear in his life if he couldn't deal with the repercussions.
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23 Feb 2026
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After surviving the events at Eden, Jong Woo wants nothing more than to return to Busan and move on with his life. He feels he's earned a break after the ordeal he just went through. But before he can so much as book his ticket home, all hell breaks loose.
The dead rise from their graves.
Unsurprisingly, the world is promptly plunged into chaos, forcing Jong Woo to once again fight for his life — this time against the undead. Which would have been bad enough all on its own but, as an added bonus, Jong Woo has to deal with the low, seductive whispers in his head and the flickering shadows in his peripheral. And, after a while, Jong Woo begins to wonder if that tall, familiar silhouette he keeps glimpsing truly is a hallucination or if it might just be the real thing.
How can he know for sure when the dead are most definitely walking?
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22 Feb 2026
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i'm yours (are you mine?) by paststories
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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Phainon has a mysterious housekeeper who constantly cooks for him, leaving the dishes out on his table like a cat with dead mice.
Mydei has a mysterious housekeeper who constantly keeps cleaning up his house.
Neither of them have seen their odd helpers' faces.
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19 Feb 2026