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The Ten Commandments of Love by collywobblesfirth
Fandoms: Cerulean Chronicles Series - TJ Klune
07 Jul 2026
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Arthur reached up as if he were going to touch the side of Linus’s face, but curled his hand into a fist and stepped back. He smiled tightly. “Good night, Linus.” Then he was gone as if he’d never been there at all.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that in that particular moment, Arthur Franklin Parnassus was sorely tempted to grab Linus by the face and kiss him silly. So... what if he went through with it? Or: AU where the guesthouse/record player scene in chapter 12 ends a little differently. Which means, naturally, the rest of the book goes a slightly different way… yes the latter half of the whole dang book. I’ve lost sleep over this idea. Please humour me.
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...it's got nothing to do with love. It's a quick fix in bed, or in the shower, the evidence gone in a watery instant. A daily ablution that turns to a weekly one, sometimes even less often than that as he trudges up his thirties.
And that's it until he turns forty, and then Arthur Parnassus appears before him in his stupid socks and green coat, with his hair wild in the wind, and his thumbs twiddling absently.
(Thumbs? No, of course Linus doesn't stare at his thumbs. His long, elegant thumbs and deft fingers and slight forearms and…)
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- Part 2 of seven cerulean sins
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Arthur chuckled. “A little jealous, are we?”
“No,” Linus said primly. “That implies I fear she will take you from me. But that is not quite true. What I am experiencing is envy.” He sniffed, then opened his book back up, pretending to resume his reading.
“Ah,” Arthur said brightly. “Don’t you wish you were her?”
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Calliope sits on Arthur's lap. Linus is not jealous.
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- Part 1 of seven cerulean sins
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Arthur’s smile: that quiet, beautiful smile that felt like seeing the ocean for the first time.
Linus Baker is somehow lucky enough to see that smile every single day.
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More snippets of time, set after Somewhere Beyond the Sea, in which Linus revels in that smile.
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- Part 3 of unapologetic cerulean smut
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(Somewhere Beyond the Sea spoilers)
The scene in Linus and Arthur's hotel room following the proposal, instead of the tasteful fade to black. Linus forgot to actually ask the question… or did he?
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- Part 2 of unapologetic cerulean smut
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unapologetic cerulean smut by collywobblesfirth
Fandom Cerulean Chronicles Series - TJ Klune
08 Jun 2026
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The Family of Things by DavidBowieLovesYou
Fandoms: The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune
12 Feb 2024
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Linus and Arthur are continuing to find their place together, learning what it means to them. Arthur continues his healing journey, which inspires Linus to begin his own.
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- Part 3 of Stay
Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
25 Mar 2026
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On Your Shore by DavidBowieLovesYou
Fandoms: The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune
09 Jun 2023
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The sequel to Stay: a pre-epilogue from Arthur's point of view.
Linus is back.
Arthur and Linus begin exploring their new relationship and what it means for them.
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- Part 2 of Stay
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Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
25 Mar 2026
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In which I rewrite the entirety of The House in the Cerulean Sea from Arthur's perspective. 👀
He sighed and tossed the letter lightly to his desk, leaning on his elbows and rubbing his eyes. "They're sending a caseworker."
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- Part 1 of Stay
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Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
25 Mar 2026
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baby it's cold outside by reindeerjumper
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
05 Dec 2017
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“Mark,” he heard. “Stop being an arse and come back inside.”
Without looking at Bridget, he replied, “I’m fine, thanks.”
He could hear Bridget give an exasperated huff before saying, “This is absolutely ridiculous. I’m sorry I said what I said. Just come in. It’s Christmas Eve for Christ’s sake.”
“I’m sure Daniel would be happy to keep you company if you’re feeling lonely,” he replied, burrowing deeper into his collar.
“You’re an arse,” Bridget said before slamming the window shut again.
Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
05 Dec 2017
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I'll Be Seeing You by reindeerjumper
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types
02 Dec 2017
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Almost 60 years after World War II, Bridget's granddaughter finds a box of mementos in a closet. Inside the box are memories of a man who isn't her grandfather, and Bridget has to face some ghosts that she hasn't dealt with in a long time.
Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
02 Dec 2017