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    25¢ pocket guardian angels by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    26 Mar 2016

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    Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.

    Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.

    Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.

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    23 May 2017

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    Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

    13 Dec 2016

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    Wherein it is always advisable to read the fine print; useful gifts are preferable; worse options were considered; technique is important (color, not so much); the favor is returned; and Sherlock Holmes plays matchmaker.

    For the Seasonal Fucking Cheer Ficathon prompt: Inappropriate gifts: benefits and drawbacks.

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    13 Dec 2016

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    A Warm Gun by for jie_jie

    Fandoms: Cabin Pressure  

    25 Jun 2016

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    Martin’s been with MJN Air for two months. He’s had ‘Martin’ and ‘male’ on his passport for three.

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    25 Sep 2016

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    Idle Hands by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

    15 Nov 2015

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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    24 Apr 2016

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    Buried Treasure by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

    24 Mar 2013

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    Sherlock has a special room in his mind palace that he would really rather John never found out about.

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    22 Apr 2016