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    Barbe-Q&A by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    31 May 2026

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Secret Agent David Hollander by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    06 Jul 2026

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    Rule number one of fieldwork: don’t get caught. 

    Rule number two: don’t get emotionally attached to your contacts. 

    Rule number three: only know what you’re officially supposed to know—anything else you take to your grave.

    And Rule number 81: don’t have a son destined for a professional hockey career that will constantly place you in the public eye.

    Or the one where Ilya sees a ghost from his past in his greatest lovers' rivals' father, and then is pretty much constantly confused for the next seven years.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    unknown number by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    You Guys Didn't Know?! by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    my moon my man(go) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    26 Jun 2026