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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Influencer and Cat-Sitter Shane Hollander ends up getting tricked into Dog-Sitting the dog belonging to Ottawa Centaurs Star Centre Ilya Rozanov.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Mitty: holy shit cap was torturing us during practice because he was miserable while dating rose landry

    Wilson: i didn’t know it was possible to be miserable with rose landry

    Pike: i imagine it would be pretty miserable if you’re a gay guy dating ANY woman

    Wilson: oh good point

     

    Or: After Shane accidentally outs himself to his team, he expects the worst. Instead, he's reminded that almost every hockey player in the league has some form of hero worship for him and is reminded that he is, in fact, Shane Hollander.

    Or-or: Chat fic with supportive Montreal because I desperately want Shane to have friends

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “Listen, Ilya is-“

    Shane doesn’t hear anything else. The crowd around them dissolves into white noise. He wants to smack Ilya’s name out of Sasha’s mouth.

    “Mine,” Shane snaps, finishing Sasha’s sentence for him. “Ilya is mine.

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    18 Jul 2026